mike1May
Mon 09-Jan-12 21:40:16
I don't want to be a 'metrosexual'. I have no desire to dye my hair blonde. I do not wish to shave my chest hair. I try to understand women but don't want to be one. I'm a loving father, but don't want to be a mother to my kids. I enjoy beer and football. I also enjoy fine wine and intellectual conversation.
I'm a man, I've got a pair of bollocks and am proud of it!
Let's stop emasculating ourselves on this feminine altar FFS.
FairlyDinkum
Wed 11-Jan-12 07:50:54
How did you miss this little corker mumsnet? What on earth have you been doing?
Must get back to emasculating mikey on the altar I had especially installed in the front room.
Chest hair? You won't be needing that! <rrrip>
Brown hair? No, it must be blonde <glob - sound of dye being poured from bottle>
Bollocks? You won't be needing those either <snip>
Now put this Mrs Doubtfire wig on and get back into the kitchen Mikey.
thirdfromleft
Wed 18-Jan-12 21:49:47
So what is a prime alpha dog like you doing on a site called Mumsnet?
AgentOrange
Thu 19-Jan-12 05:01:05
I say I would agree. If women want to be judged by their mentality and not their looks, then I don't see why men should be judged any differently.
Binfullofsiliconelimbsonthe45
Mon 23-Jan-12 01:27:51
Who's asking you to be metrosexual?
Who's asking you here at all?
What in the world are you talking about?
If you're sterotypically masculine, well, good for you. If you're not, well, good for you.
I've got no problem with anyone as long as they're not an asshole.
He is SOOOOOoooooo gay!
He's even got a feminine alter that he emasculates over. And they're so hard to get the stains out of. 
MerryHippo
Wed 25-Jan-12 17:17:48
OK. I say you all slap 'em out and we can see how big they are.
Grrrrr.
Bollocks.
Tits.
Real men.
Football.
Raaaaah!
etc etc
elvisaintdead
Wed 25-Jan-12 17:22:50
actually I prefer a man with hair on his chest and who can fix stuff. No Meterosexuals here ty very much! so good for you
Ha Ha ha! Rant over? 
I have yet to be emasculated sounds....filthy
Malemum
Mon 20-Feb-12 04:26:26
Well, I'm surprised to find a thread on like this but what the hell,
I'm 'old school' male so what does that make me 'A Caveman'? No, it means I can adapt with change, but can provide the goods when needed, anything else is just a bonus....I guess ;-)
SilentBoob
Mon 20-Feb-12 06:15:17
Ooooh OP you're so manly
<giggles>
<twirls hair>
<vomits>
Is this one of those Facebook status things that you've copied and pasted?
Only 0.01% of us will copy and repost this and you'll know who your true MN friends are?
