Namechangeaday
Wed 03-Nov-10 14:30:27
I've been seeing someone for a while and they are lovely,funny,interesting about perfect, only one problem, fanny like a bucket, I have to waggle it about to touch the sides.
AIBU to call it a day?
Marrow
Wed 03-Nov-10 14:31:44
YABU - you're obviously too small.
Could you not bulk up your old chap? With this?
GingerCursedEeeee
Wed 03-Nov-10 14:44:15
Thread about a thread? Tsk
Pan
Wed 03-Nov-10 20:29:51
I suspect it's also in the intellect and maturity departments that you are also mismatched.
Funny. Lets hope this is as good as the other thread.
ledkr
Fri 05-Nov-10 19:11:15
never mind love. When you get older it will shrivel up and retreat inside your body resembling a small acorn so then it wont matter.
Like waving a pencil in the Albert hall?
scurryfunge
Fri 05-Nov-10 19:18:04
Is it because you have a button mushroom penis?
Like chucking a saveloy down an alleyway you say?
YANBU. Dump her and her wizard's sleeve.
southeastastra
Fri 05-Nov-10 19:21:30
ew who posts this sort of thing on a wednesday afternoon
SilkySilky
Sat 04-Dec-10 19:12:57
Like opening a window, and sh@gging the night.
eeore
Sat 12-Feb-11 19:32:31
Have you thought of using straw.... and maybe an axe, that will need sharpening, though the stone will be too dry... etc.
MAYBELATERNOWIMBUSY
Fri 03-Feb-12 22:05:13
TRIED CATHOLIC CONTRACEPTION SEX SON?
