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Please name the show/play/musical these lines come from:
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1. “READING ISN’T AN OCCUPATION WE ENCOURAGE AMONG POLICE OFFICERS. WE TRY TO KEP THE PAPERWORK DOWN TO A MINIMUM.” ~ JOE ORTON
2. “THE WORLD IS AN OYSTER, BUT YOU DON’T CRACK IT OPEN ON A MATTRESS.” ~ ARTHUR MILLER
3. “MASTER OF THE HOUSE, QUICK TO CATCH YER EYE, NEVER WANTS A PASSER-BY TO PASS HIM BY.”
4. “TURN THAT OFF! I WON’T BE LOOKED AT IN THIS MERCILESS GLARE!” ~TENNESSEE WILLIAMS
5. “WE ALL ARE BORN MAD. SOME REMAIN SO.” ~ SAMUEL BECKETT
6. “HE WAS ONE OF EGYPT’S MILLIONAIRES, HAVING MADE A FORTUNE BUYING SHARES IN PYRAMIDS”
7. “WE’RE ALL OF US SENTENCED TO SOLITARY CONFINEMENT INSIDE OUR OWN SKINS FOR LIFE.” ~ TENNESSEE WILLIAMS
8. “GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE. EVERY DAY’S LIKE AN OPEN DOOR.”
9. “MARRIAGE IS HARDLY A THING THAT ONE CAN DO NOW AND THEN – EXCEPT IN AMERICA.” ~ OSCAR WILDE
10. “WHERE’S THE SENSE IN BEING PROUD WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT MAN, AS A SPECIES IS NOT VERY WELL CONSTRUCTED PHYSIOLOGICALLY, AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES IS COARSE, STUPID AND PROFOUNDLY UNHAPPY TOO?” ~ CHEKHOV
11. “ I KNOW THAT YOUR POWERS OF RETENTION ARE AS WET AS A WARTHOG’S BACKSIDE BUT THICK AS YOU ARE PAY ATTENTION MY WORDS ARE A MATTER OF PRIDE.”
12. “ONE SHOULD NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WHO TELLS ONE HER REAL AGE. A WOMAN WHO WOULD TELL ONE THAT WOULD TELL ONE ANYTHING.” ~ OSCAR WILDE
13. “NOW THAT THE HOUSE OF COMMONS IS TRYING TO BE USEFUL IT DOES A GREAT DEAL OF HARM” ~ OSCAR WILDE
14. “I GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUTA MY HAIR AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAY.”
15. “APART FROM THE KNOWN AND THE UNKNOWN, WHAT ELSE IS THERE?” ~ HAROLD PINTER
16. “I’M REVIEWING THE SITUATION. CAN A FELLOW BE A VILLIAN ALL HIS LIFE? ALL THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS, BETTER SETTLE DOWN AND GET MYSELF A WIFE”
1. “READING ISN’T AN OCCUPATION WE ENCOURAGE AMONG POLICE OFFICERS. WE TRY TO KEP THE PAPERWORK DOWN TO A MINIMUM.” ~ JOE ORTON Loot?
2. “THE WORLD IS AN OYSTER, BUT YOU DON’T CRACK IT OPEN ON A MATTRESS.” ~ ARTHUR MILLER View from Bridge?
3. “MASTER OF THE HOUSE, QUICK TO CATCH YER EYE, NEVER WANTS A PASSER-BY TO PASS HIM BY.” Les Mis 4. “TURN THAT OFF! I WON’T BE LOOKED AT IN THIS MERCILESS GLARE!” ~TENNESSEE WILLIAMS I'm gonna guess Cat on a Hot Tin Roof 5. “WE ALL ARE BORN MAD. SOME REMAIN SO.” ~ SAMUEL BECKETT WAiting for Godot. (guess) 6. “HE WAS ONE OF EGYPT’S MILLIONAIRES, HAVING MADE A FORTUNE BUYING SHARES IN PYRAMIDS”
Joseph
7. “WE’RE ALL OF US SENTENCED TO SOLITARY CONFINEMENT INSIDE OUR OWN SKINS FOR LIFE.” ~ TENNESSEE WILLIAMS Streetcar named Desire
8. “GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE. EVERY DAY’S LIKE AN OPEN DOOR.”
guessing Hairspray?
9. “MARRIAGE IS HARDLY A THING THAT ONE CAN DO NOW AND THEN – EXCEPT IN AMERICA.” ~ OSCAR WILDE Ideal Husband?
10. “WHERE’S THE SENSE IN BEING PROUD WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT MAN, AS A SPECIES IS NOT VERY WELL CONSTRUCTED PHYSIOLOGICALLY, AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES IS COARSE, STUPID AND PROFOUNDLY UNHAPPY TOO?” ~ CHEKHOV Cherry Tree 11. “ I KNOW THAT YOUR POWERS OF RETENTION ARE AS WET AS A WARTHOG’S BACKSIDE BUT THICK AS YOU ARE PAY ATTENTION MY WORDS ARE A MATTER OF PRIDE.” Lion King?
12. “ONE SHOULD NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WHO TELLS ONE HER REAL AGE. A WOMAN WHO WOULD TELL ONE THAT WOULD TELL ONE ANYTHING.” ~ OSCAR WILDE Importance of Being Earnest 13. “NOW THAT THE HOUSE OF COMMONS IS TRYING TO BE USEFUL IT DOES A GREAT DEAL OF HARM” ~ OSCAR WILDE Lady Windermere's Fan?
14. “I GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUTA MY HAIR AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAY.”
South PAcific
15. “APART FROM THE KNOWN AND THE UNKNOWN, WHAT ELSE IS THERE?” ~ HAROLD PINTER Birthday Party?
16. “I’M REVIEWING THE SITUATION. CAN A FELLOW BE A VILLIAN ALL HIS LIFE? ALL THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS, BETTER SETTLE DOWN AND GET MYSELF A WIFE” Oliver
1. Loot 2. Death of a Salesman 3. ? 4. Streetcar Named Desire 5. Waiting for Godot 6. Joseph and his Amazing ... 7. ? 8.? 9. The Importance of Being Ernest 10. The Doll's House? 11. 12. 13 14 South Pacific 15 16 Oliver!
1)Loot 2)Death Of A Salesman 3)Les Miserables 4)A Streetcar Named Desire 5)Waiting For Godot 6) Joseph 7)Orpheus Descending 8)Hairspray 9)The Picture of Dorian Gray 10)? 11) The Lion King 12) A Woman of No Importance 13) An Ideal Husband 14)South Pacific 15)? 16)Oliver
