ttc a baby

[duchesse]

...can anybody give me any tips?

well, you know that thing that your dp/h has that hangs down off his front? you have to do things with that

and put your bum in the air after

a baby ?

Sorry, I only know about goats

What a suggestion! I'm frankly shocked! My husband has no such "thing" on his front. Only buttons!

well first the man has to cuddle you. then wee into your belly button. its messy and gross but 6y later you will have your baby

you have to have a special cuddle, with your DH, and you have to let him plant a seed, which grows in your tummy....but you only do the special cuddle thing when TTC, don;t let him try it any other time

is he smooth like action man ?

or does he have moulded flesh coloured underpants like Ken (or Barbie & Ken fame) ?

lissie, dont you just kiss to make babies?

sometimes, it depends on how old you are!

so thats where ive been going wrong all this time!!

lissie- how old should I be then?

nomde- no, he's stripy like pyjamas.

the ideal time to have a baby is 25 and four fifths. No more, no less.

maybe if you shared your dh's bath water?

But...there's only 23 hours in a day aren't there?

Get him to switch to Paisley pjs and you'll be pg in no time. It's those stripes that are causing the problems

maybe you are already pg???!!!!

get a test and pee quick!

I don't need a test. I've got this. smug

ahh yes, the MN crystal ball

Giggle. Snort. Chuckle

Oh, and Scorpio, am now concerned that I don't pee quick, but wee. Is there something wrong with me?

i would get it checked out, tbh

lol at this thread! what else would you ttc...a zebra?

Ahem, well...

well, if dh has stripes it might make a zebra a sistinct possibility..

Duchesse -

Do you think I should test ladies??... I'm CD7, and I haven't ovulated yet, but here's hoping