Does anyone know the words to "This Little Piggy went to Prada"?

[Daddster]

There are samplers on the website of the following:

[TO THE TUNE OF EENIE-MEENIE-MINIE-MO]

Daddy, Sweetie, don't say "no"
Buy an Aston at the show
If it hurts the Rolls can go
Mummy wants a Vantage so...

[TO THE TUNE OF "I HAD A LITTLE NUT TREE", BUT DOESN'T QUITE SCAN PROPERLY]

I had a little shoe tree,
Nothing would it bear,
But Manolo Blahnies [?] and Vintage Taittinger,
The Queen of Style, Ms Wintour, came to visit me,
And wrote a piece in Vogue about my shoe tree

Does anyone else hate the vacuousness of "Sex and the City" as much as me [rhetorical - the answer is of course, no]?

[southeastastra]

argh no i love sex and the city,

think you're getting it confused with the paris hilton types

[Daddster]

Bump?