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Just seen him on telly. Not only is his face too shiny, but his hair is all weird and brushed and smooth and not normal. It really bugs me, and whenever he is on any programme I can't concentrate on what he's saying just his stupid hair.

He does look like he uses brylcreem or something similar. Like a 1950s spiv.

He just seems very wooden to me.

With the huge salary he gets paid, he must go to a decent barber who should be recommending good hair products. There are lots of non-greasy ones to keep hair in place for T.V. appearances. I can't imagine why people would want to use brylcreem.

LOL. Thread title made me laugh. He does have a shiny face. Will have a good look at his hair next time i see him.

his hair is dull and boring, the style is too old for him. It bugs me too!

I think his hair is the least of his problems. Makes me cringe every time I see him.

I wonder what sort of biscuits he likes.

he has politician hair
nuff said

It's toff hair. Given that he seems desperate to convince us that he's 'just a normal chap' (see bike riding, tube taking, Cornwall-holidaying and wife's allegedly ordinary but in fact totally extraordinary M&S dress) you would think that all his spin doctors would realise that having toff hair is going to betray him as, well, a toff

It's a bit Lego-ish

Lol at 'toff hair'

He does look like his nanny has set about him till he's all rosy with a bar of carbolic.

Mind you Gordon's hair looks like it has been threatened into submission. It looks very coarse and uncontrollable.

'Toff' hair from £10 at the barbers

What is non-toff hair?

Mullet with a rats tail?

How about something like this? Apparently the 80s are back after all...

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I can't really think what else he should do with his hair. I can't imagine him having anything other than toff hair to go with his shiny toff face...

well seen him in the flesh a couple of times and thought his hair looked, ahem, gorgeous
[promise am not gushing emotcion] in the Latin European type way ie smooth, shiny as opposed to mousey, lank or split-endy like so many men.
am not a fan but to be honest, his hair is his least worst point, imho!

lol he definitely has toff hair, esp when he lets it get too long on top

and boris