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AIBU?

To say I get it. You're all terribly terribly busy parents

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HoneyDragon · 26/01/2013 12:45

Now stop posting bloody threads competing to be the busiest and chill the fuck out.

Procrastinate.

Have a nice sensible debate about who would win in a fight a Wank Badger or a Cunt Weasel.

But please stop posting threads about how much time your dcs take up and how much shit you have that needs doing. There are no prizes.

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BaronessBomburst · 26/01/2013 12:46

I'm so busy I'm on MN. Grin

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SayMama · 26/01/2013 12:47

I would, but I'm terribly busy with the children < hides the remote >

P.S. Cunt Weasel obvs Smile

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AKissIsNotAContract · 26/01/2013 12:48

:) My money's on the cunt weasel.

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NoelHeadbands · 26/01/2013 12:48

I haven't got time to answer this. We're running late for euphonium practice

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HoneyDragon · 26/01/2013 12:48
Grin
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Wolfiefan · 26/01/2013 12:50

I'm not a busy mum. I'm a lazy one!
I see your cunt weasel and raise you a cunting badger.
Grin

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Thumbwitch · 26/01/2013 12:51

Cuntweasel, for sure.

Whaddya mean, busy? I'm never always busy. Busy busy busy. Busy is my middle name.

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BaronessBomburst · 26/01/2013 12:53

Oh yeah, cuntweasel.

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SummerRainIsADistantMemory · 26/01/2013 12:54

Busy?

I'm currently lounging on the couch with my phone eating chocolate cake.

You cannot comprehend how hectic m th schedule is. I'm going to have to make myself a cuppa in s minute... The utter drudgery of my existence knows no bounds Sad

Wank badger for the win btw.

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Snowingagain · 26/01/2013 12:54

Not only are there no prizes you have a good chance of making yourself ill ... Just read this article this morning:

Our culture?s relationship to time is very unbalanced. And this is taking a toll on many. A starting point here is to realize that you have all the time there is. Literally. And all the time that anyone else has?24 hours in a day.
You can change your relationship to time by changing the way you pay attention. Stop for a moment and put your attention in your feet. Now put it in your heart. Breathe deeply and really feel your lungs. Take regular moments during the day to simply put your attention on something. Notice a beautiful flower. Or a tree. Or the sky. Slow down and pay attention. Eventually this little practice will improve your relationship to time. Delegate. And say the following affirmation:
I have all the time in the world to do what really matters. I am the source of time. And I can change my relationship to time and rebalance my body.

Oh and cunt weasel obviously....

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lurkedtoolong · 26/01/2013 12:55

I think (apart from Summer Rain) you're all underestimating the Wank Badger. Nasty little fuckers they are.

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Pascha · 26/01/2013 12:55

I am busy



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Cailinsalach · 26/01/2013 12:56

Wank Badger. Obvs
(See,I am so very busy I have to use abbreviations)

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FarelyKnuts · 26/01/2013 12:56

Im too busy to even answer your question!

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Pascha · 26/01/2013 12:56

and cuntweasel gets my vote

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Hassled · 26/01/2013 12:57

I'm so busy that when I go to bed at night it's already later than the time I need to get up.

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DublinMammy · 26/01/2013 12:57

Cunt Weasel no question. Wank Badger is going DOWN......

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Softlysoftly · 26/01/2013 12:59

I'm so busy I'm having to multitask and mn from the toilet.

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SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 26/01/2013 12:59

I am so busy though. I haven't stopped MNetting since I woke! Grin

Wank badger would win

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Cortana · 26/01/2013 13:01

Chuh! Busy!?

I am in joggers on the couch with MN. DS and DP are on the Xbox seeing the Ring safely to Mordor. I could be tidying, sure, but then I'd miss fight over who gets to be Legolas. My money is on DS, he's a sneaky bugger.

Wank-Badger over the Cunt-Weasel. Everytime.

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MrsGeologist · 26/01/2013 13:02

Is a wank badger in any way related to a Honey Badger, because those things are vicious.

If so, my money is on the wank badger.

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giraffesCantEatNHSPotatoes · 26/01/2013 13:05

I am being lazy as fuck today

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HazeltheMcWitch · 26/01/2013 13:06

WankBadger would win. Cos he's not a stripey badger, he's a honey badger, and those things are mean.

He's meet his match in the Arse-vark though.

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MrsCR · 26/01/2013 13:07

still in my pjs, encouraging the dcs to have a lunchtime nap even tho they are 3 and 4 so I can get on with my jobs watch real housewives of Beverly Hills

wank badger everytime

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Thumbwitch · 26/01/2013 13:07

Giraffes, you bloody need to be! Wink

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