AIBU to think my neighbour is unreasonable?!

(50 Posts)
Neighbourhoodwatchbitch Wed 23-Jan-13 16:28:49

Lighthearted thread.... But honestly now!

I get on very well with my neighbour... But....

She invited me round for coffee and cake today, but all she gave me was half a cappacino... And no cake!!

I feel like I've been so let down....

I NEEEEEEED cake in my life

Pancakeflipper Wed 23-Jan-13 16:30:48

Ditch the bitch.

hellhasnofurylikeahungrywoman Wed 23-Jan-13 16:31:24

Leave the bastard!

Oh. Sorry wrong thread.

Neighbourhoodwatchbitch Wed 23-Jan-13 16:32:35

I think you are right pancakeflipper. Offers of cake and no goods provided!!

but she's babysitting for me later so I can go to work so I really can't do that

invite her round for tea and biscuits, the give her stewed tea. amend nothing else.

that'll learn her grin

LTN immediately!

Sue for false advertisement as she mentioned cake to get you round and did not produce said cake.

From now on when anyone mentions cake and coffee please get it in writing. This happens to many people

If she is babysitting for give children red bull or some sugary substance

Bella88 Wed 23-Jan-13 16:34:10

Have a root in her bin next time for some condemned cake grin

Neighbourhoodwatchbitch Wed 23-Jan-13 16:35:54

I don't think I want to come home to a 14 month old high on red bull!

Anyone ever tried making a cake with no sugar? Would that be an evil enough comeback?

DawnOfTheDee Wed 23-Jan-13 16:37:19

I would stand right outside her window and, making sure to maintain eye contact, eat an entire cake very slowly. Then mouth the work 'cake'.

Then repeat. Every. Single. Day.

helenthemadex Wed 23-Jan-13 16:38:58

what a bloody tease, its just so wrong when someone does this to you, get new friends with lots of cake

Catchingmockingbirds Wed 23-Jan-13 16:40:38

She brought you into a verbal contract that she's only fulfilled half of... Completely unreasonable.

You could stand infront of her livingroom window eating cake and just stare at her so she knows what she's done.

Neighbourhoodwatchbitch Wed 23-Jan-13 16:40:44

I don't know whether I give her another chance as she is pregnant!

Omg.

I bet she ate my cake before I got there!

Catchingmockingbirds Wed 23-Jan-13 16:41:19

grin xpost dawn!!!

DawnOfTheDee Wed 23-Jan-13 16:43:21

grin catchingmockingbirds

Haha....can't believe we came up with the same twisted solution! Great minds and all that...

atthewelles Wed 23-Jan-13 16:43:56

LOL at advice from Dawn and Catching.

SpicyPear Wed 23-Jan-13 16:44:28

How long did you stay there? You should have said "Cake now, or I'm leaving". Maybe you should get CBT to learn how to be assertive with cake witholders.

BabsAndTheRu Wed 23-Jan-13 16:45:30

DAWN, god one.

BabsAndTheRu Wed 23-Jan-13 16:46:36

and CATCHING

Neighbourhoodwatchbitch Wed 23-Jan-13 16:46:49

I was there for over 2 hours

atthewelles Wed 23-Jan-13 16:46:56

Call round to her house and when she opens the door smash a big cream cake in her face.

BabsAndTheRu Wed 23-Jan-13 16:47:31

That should say good not god, stupid auto correct.

schobe Wed 23-Jan-13 16:48:56

Have you ever thought that perhaps she expected you to bring cake?

It's a nice gesture when you pop over to someone else's for coffee.

I bet she's livid over there.

schobe Wed 23-Jan-13 16:49:15

And pregnant. Livid and pregnant. Oh dear.

KC225 Wed 23-Jan-13 16:50:43

No cake!

Talk about rip off Britain. Report her to Watchdog.

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