Neighbourhoodwatchbitch
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:28:49
Lighthearted thread.... But honestly now!
I get on very well with my neighbour... But....
She invited me round for coffee and cake today, but all she gave me was half a cappacino... And no cake!!
I feel like I've been so let down....
I NEEEEEEED cake in my life
hellhasnofurylikeahungrywoman
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:31:24
Leave the bastard!
Oh. Sorry wrong thread.
Neighbourhoodwatchbitch
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:32:35
I think you are right pancakeflipper. Offers of cake and no goods provided!!
but she's babysitting for me later so I can go to work so I really can't do that
invite her round for tea and biscuits, the give her stewed tea. amend nothing else.
that'll learn her 
LTN immediately!
Sue for false advertisement as she mentioned cake to get you round and did not produce said cake.
From now on when anyone mentions cake and coffee please get it in writing. This happens to many people
If she is babysitting for give children red bull or some sugary substance
Bella88
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:34:10
Have a root in her bin next time for some condemned cake
Neighbourhoodwatchbitch
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:35:54
I don't think I want to come home to a 14 month old high on red bull!
Anyone ever tried making a cake with no sugar? Would that be an evil enough comeback?
I would stand right outside her window and, making sure to maintain eye contact, eat an entire cake very slowly. Then mouth the work 'cake'.
Then repeat. Every. Single. Day.
helenthemadex
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:38:58
what a bloody tease, its just so wrong when someone does this to you, get new friends with lots of cake
Catchingmockingbirds
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:40:38
She brought you into a verbal contract that she's only fulfilled half of... Completely unreasonable.
You could stand infront of her livingroom window eating cake and just stare at her so she knows what she's done.
Neighbourhoodwatchbitch
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:40:44
I don't know whether I give her another chance as she is pregnant!
Omg.
I bet she ate my cake before I got there!
catchingmockingbirds
Haha....can't believe we came up with the same twisted solution! Great minds and all that...
atthewelles
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:43:56
LOL at advice from Dawn and Catching.
How long did you stay there? You should have said "Cake now, or I'm leaving". Maybe you should get CBT to learn how to be assertive with cake witholders.
Neighbourhoodwatchbitch
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:46:49
I was there for over 2 hours
atthewelles
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:46:56
Call round to her house and when she opens the door smash a big cream cake in her face.
BabsAndTheRu
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:47:31
That should say good not god, stupid auto correct.
schobe
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:48:56
Have you ever thought that perhaps she expected you to bring cake?
It's a nice gesture when you pop over to someone else's for coffee.
I bet she's livid over there.
schobe
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:49:15
And pregnant. Livid and pregnant. Oh dear.
KC225
Wed 23-Jan-13 16:50:43
No cake!
Talk about rip off Britain. Report her to Watchdog.
