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Celine

Oh my eyes and ears!

I see your celine video and raise you...

the Hoff

I see your Celine and Hoff, and raise you Bear Force 1

I can't do links on my phone but Sabrina "boys boys boys" is vair classy. If you have even 1% feminist in you avoid!

Wow! Watch it with the sound off, it's even more awesome!

Celine wins for biggest fire risk though, those flouncy curtains and all those candles.

This is the best video in the history of the world. It's got it all!

Cher wins

Bear force 1 !!! haha brilliant. Never heard of it..

It even has Weeping Angels! Don't blink, Céline! They're quantum-locked...

Is it just me or does she look a bit like Patricia Hodge at 1:30-ish?

The guy was just trying to burgle the place and she grabs him and tries to cuddle him to death. The scene where his head is clamped to her chest he has a look of panic on his face

This is pretty near perfect...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dbU2f90OAw

This is near perfect...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dbU2f90OAw

I like the fact that Cher obviously thought she might be a bit chilly so she put on her leather jacket.

Love that Lucy, I can't decide whether I like the Hair-Flip-Costume-Change-Method or the singing with chewing gum in the mouth better.

First off, Bear! Force! One! Awesome.

But Cher's costume is pretty - ahem - revealing. God that's not one to wear if you forgot to shave!

I love this video

I'll raise you this

I can't watch more than a minute of Celine, but it's plainly obvious that her video is a total rip off of Meat Loaf's "Bat Out Of Hell" and "I Would Do Anything For Love" videos.

Come to think of it, the dramatic piano playing in Meatloaf's songs & Celine's effort... Is Celine a closet Meatloaf fan?

Ha enfy meatloaf came to my mind too just been faffing on my phone to get the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Haha yes, Cortana, the costume change bit is the best. Meatloaf's thinking, hmm, am going to sing, I need my frilly shirt stat!

Find the imagery on the Cher video mind boggling.

Slutty woman dancing about on an aircraft carrier. Legs like a wishbone, completely transparent suspender shorts, while hoards of sailors stand behind her looking excited. Cue giant phallic guns wilting on masse towards the deck.

It's not sexy. It's horrid. That crotch. . The fanny flashing.

Just

I'll nominate this and this.