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So I guess if it was a punch up outside a pub Bond would have Bourne but at a health farm you'd have to go for Jason

Bauer has too many morals and you'd have to get past all his family issues and extraneous hangers on before you could land a punch.

Bond has a slight advantage in that he could fight BOurne pissed, BOurne doesn't seem to drink and I reckon half a shandy would see him off whilst Bond is only getting warmed up on half a bottle of malt.

Having pondered it some more, Bond would probably seduce Bauer's daughter, and while Jack was being all angsty and whispering to Chloe on the phone Bourne would beat him to death with a magazine.

Bourne would chew up Bond and spit him out! That crazy silent fight scene in the bathroom with the other assassin?

There's something feral and desperate about Bourne that would just prevent him from losing.

...Plus DC has sticky out ears that would probably get bitten off...[ drops and prepares for flaming from DC fans!]

DC's Bond would win. There is something feral about him - and unlike Roger Moore's Bond, you could imagine him walking through the worst docks and seediest districts and getting out in one piece.

But I would be happy to comfort Bourne, in a friendly spirit, of course.

I shouldn't be thinking like this on a Saturday morning!

Oh my, this is just too much for me on a Saturday morning <fans oneself>. Why didn't I see this thread last night, it might have put me in the mood.

For the record, as much as I love Bond, Bourne would win because he is a machine when it comes to fighting. Throw Bauer in and it would be hard to tell - the guy just doesn't die!

Are you telling me Kevin is now Bond Binky ?

Bourne would win hands down! Also, Skyfall was a bit like a full-on Home Alone

DC would win everytime. There is something about dcs bond that makes you think he would actually kill you. where as roger moores bonds doesn't.

As long as I can tend to their bruises afterwards - lots of arnica requiring a good rubbing in

If you going to throw Bauer in you have to throw Buffy in , she died twice, kicked ass and saved not just a first lady but the world on an episode basis! - think she would take that 24 bloke at least .

Hmmm they all begin with B, maybe that's a must to be a badass?

Defoe Bourne! Faster and smarter and waaaaay hotter

I can't picture either of them winning, to be honest. I think they would become locked in combat for all eternity.

Somebody write a screenplay, quick!

Eek. I don't think so!

It's a consideration - what would Bauer bring to it?

What about Bourne vs Bond vs Bauer? I mean Jack's heart stopped and was restarted and he was still able to save the (ex) First Lady from a sniper. And he's kicked a smack habit. That guy is hardcore.

I've given this far too much thought...

DH has just said

Rambo V Commando ?

He predicts Rambo.

Yumm...now that would be a film

Bond would win. Bourne fights extremely well, but Bond has the gift of finding the random pick axe/ice pick/ Pre-sharpened stiletto at hand at just the crucial moment.

I used to train in Krav Maga which is the fighting style that both Bond and Bourne now fight in. What I wouldn't give to get in a fights with either of them <dreams>.

Want Bond to win but think Bourne would. If they can make a film like Alien vs Predator, why not Bond vs Bourne?

Bourne would kick Bond's arse everytime.

He's got a better theme tune and all.

I think DC Bond still has the edge

Bourne!!!!!!! Red wine apologies

Bournes younger, meaner & less emotive - he'd win.

But golly, imagine them fighting maybe half dressed in jeans.. All sweaty... Sigh <looks over at DH & wonders if a shag's gonna be out if the question>

Hmm...DC's bond is getting on a bit. DH thinks it's a young man's game hence Bond