To be the only one still suspicious about this whole affair?

(51 Posts)
Tweasels Wed 21-Nov-12 23:08:40

Has everyone gone soft?

What happened to the unnecessary threats of genital beatings?

Everyone has started Pom Pom waving in response to netmums style posts and talking about chocolate fingers.

Can we get a bit back to normal now?

You are not alone

Tweasels Wed 21-Nov-12 23:27:44

Phew.

I was getting worried.

PenguinBear Wed 21-Nov-12 23:29:34

You're not alone, I just think no-one is saying
It grin

thegreylady Wed 21-Nov-12 23:34:10

There was a thread then a thread about a thread then two more threads about the thread about the first thread then one about Olivia deleting/locking one or all of the above and now this which may or may not be about all or none of the above. AIBU to be confused?
NB I didn't want to start yet another thread.

Tweasels Wed 21-Nov-12 23:34:23

I do know that saying it out loud is not going to end well.....

But it needed saying, just for balance.

timetosmile Wed 21-Nov-12 23:36:17

<wanders in, presents for 2 boys and a girl in hand, still vainly hoping to find the party, wanders out again>

NirvanaSmellsLikeTeenMother Wed 21-Nov-12 23:36:54

I'm confused by the whole thing TBH.. and have refrained from posting on any of the threads just in case

Wasn't someone planning an invasion on another forum...

Tweasels Wed 21-Nov-12 23:38:14

Tisn't a thread about a thread which was about a thread.

I have no idea what you're talking about. I've been doing housework all day, not sitting on here speculating shit about other people's lives. <lies, all lies>

It is merely an observation about the general mood on here tonight. Totally innocent, nothing to see here.

NirvanaSmellsLikeTeenMother Wed 21-Nov-12 23:39:48

From* not on

thegreylady Wed 21-Nov-12 23:39:57

Oh and fwiw I am with you :-)

WilsonFrickett Wed 21-Nov-12 23:42:03

<oh look DS, it's a pirate bouncy castle! We love a pirate bouncy castle, don't we DS? No DS, I don't know why there's two cakes. And yes, that other mummy does look cross. Not rough DS, rough isn't a kind word. Yes, edges is just a word. That's fine. It's fine to say people have edges. No, I don't understand why all the grown-ups look cross either DS. Will we just have a little bounce? We do love to bounce.>

Tweasels Wed 21-Nov-12 23:44:56

The only bouncy castle on my thread is shaped like a giant cock and balls a la Phoenix Nights.

timetosmile Wed 21-Nov-12 23:45:34

Did anyone remember to invite Olivia?

WilsonFrickett Wed 21-Nov-12 23:46:38

To clarify. Me and DS are not figuratively bouncing on Tweasels giant cock and balls. I thank you.

Tweasels Wed 21-Nov-12 23:47:52

Invite her to what?

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Wed 21-Nov-12 23:48:06

What the fuck have I missed?

<looks around for clues>

Tweasels Wed 21-Nov-12 23:49:32

You can bounce on my inflatable cock any day Wilson (maybe leave DS at home though eh!) grin

??

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Wed 21-Nov-12 23:53:42

Are the threads gone? <<whispers>> I have copies. Shhh...

Pancakeflipper Wed 21-Nov-12 23:56:26

Oh fuck. I fell asleep again didn't I? I have missed it all again.

Tweasels Wed 21-Nov-12 23:56:34

Shhhhhh, someone has already mentioned O L I V I A

They'll be onto us soon.

I don't want to have to restart the tit punching.

Tweasels Thu 22-Nov-12 00:03:42
WilsonFrickett Thu 22-Nov-12 00:09:44

Punching and bouncing.

Such fun!

5madthings Thu 22-Nov-12 00:16:00

cough i may have got up to page 28ish? and then when i came back poof twas gone. did tother poster return? could someone pm me?!! pwetty please!!

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