Had the pleasure of a perineal massage for the first time today (thanks to my DP.) After lots of wiggling and me saying ow! and DP saying unhelpful things like "your streatch marks are cool, it looks like you have flames on your tummy" I am left with the overwhelming feeling that there is no way a baby will ever fit through that hole.
I wonder if it is too late to book a c-section.
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To think that perineal massage just makes you think how the fuck is a baby going to come out of there?
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honeytea · 20/11/2012 19:14
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