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There are some posters who I have very clear images of in my head. They are probably bollocks! Formed partly from user names and partly from 'voices'.

For example, LRD is, in my head, very tall. She has a pixi hair cut and wears slim, tailored clothes.

Hecate wears a lot of black. She is only ever in the kitchen, from where she dispenses wise words and rules the world.

MrsTerryPratchett is a brunette.

As you were

Cogito has grey hair but is young, mid 30s. She wears nude lipstick.

Northernlurker wears vintage. She has black, swishy hair.

you don't need to imagine..some of us have profile pics, thus ruining the illusion

xenia is about 5.1, has dark hair. She wears shoulder pads and very high heals and has big eighties hair.

Boring catgirl! My made up portraits are far more fun

Oh yes, Xenia's hair must be very dark, short curls.

See i never look at profile pics. I don't have any myself and tend to forget about the fact they exist.

My images of posters are very strong and a bit OTT and probably very insulting way off the mark. i wont say any names but some i imagine literally living in front of the laptop surrounded by grime

A few i picture in stunning homes like palaces.

<vivid imagination>

I always picture LRD to look like the character from Brave. Don't ask me why!

I like to think of Anyfucker as a dead ringer for Bet Lynch, she was a great character - Northern, slightly world weary, didn't take any shite, tough cookie.

<<awaits slap>>

Antoinette I imagine you to be blonde, and very glam in a slightly Dallas sort of way

HAHA!

I rarely wear black, and when I do it's only a bit and always teamed with something VERY bright! - yellow, red, purple... at the moment, I am in a pair of red trousers and a red, white and black poppy print tunic.

My wardrobe looks like an explosion in the paint section of B&Q

I am frequently found in the kitchen though

I'd love to rule the world. I'd settle for ruling my household. Battling three messy people of the male persuasion is hard

Do me!! Do me!!!!

I think i have a tendency to imagine the posters who i have allot of respect for to be older than me too, now i think about it.

Mamatj wears bright clothes, has an hour glass figure and is about 25 with curly hair

No, no, mama is wonderfully round and cuddly and into brightly coloured leather shoes! Maybe with a brightly coloured knitted bag with her. And a swishy skirt ....

I bet I look foxier in my usual name <regrets NC for vanity reasons>

I always picture Scottishmummy drawing on a fag, or having one between her lips and squinting to type through the smoke. She prolly doesn't even smoke but I don't care .

Haha - I always imagine SM like that too

Yes, rudolph so do i! I see her as quite a small lady with short black curly hair

MammaTJ is short young with blond curls

ScottishMummy sits hunched over a laptop in the dark cackling.

catgirl i see you surrounded by cats in your house

<less imaginative there>

do meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

<needy>

haha x posts

I have 3 cats and the neighbours has practically moved in so that's spot on fluffy

Although not very imaginative as you say

Catgirl I imagine wears a cape like a superhero

I see cat girl as 35 ish, short dark hair, glasses and a jeans and converse kinda gal. Am I close?

I always imagine Solid Gold Brass to have a fag perched precariously in her mouth, low cut lacy top with always a hint of cleavage, and a black tight pencil skirt.