To REALLY want one of these.....

[FeckOffWithYourXmasBollocks]

here
It would look great when Im selling pies and cheese at sub zero temperatures!

[MogTheForgetfulCat]

Better be quick - only 1 left!

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

I want one too!

[FeckOffWithYourXmasBollocks]

OOh. and one of these

[WorraLiberty]

Oh god that reminds me of the kid a few doors away when I was growing up.

His Gran knitted him a bright blue chunky knit balaclava to wear to school in the winter!

[SweetMingePie]

Alas they are all sold out.

I'd get the megaphone but likely one of my children would use it as a urinal.

[bedmonster]

How can that hat be sold out? Who the hell has bought them?
But I would lurve the megaphone, tis a thing of beauty and is going on my list to santa

[FeckOffWithYourXmasBollocks]

OH, and definitely this