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AIBU?

to fart, run away and then let the kids blame each other?!

17 replies

Bogeyface · 13/04/2011 20:35

I have terrible constipation thanks to being pg which means I am farting rather alot!

I was in the kitchen next the to conservatory and needed to erm.....let one go, as it were, so I stood in the conservatory next to the back door. I hobbled back to the kitchen as the kids came in from the garden and all started going "OMG X, that is horrible" "NO it WAS Y that did it" "NO I DIDNT" "YES YOU DID" . They were all killing themselves laughing at whoever each of them thought had done it!

Me in the meantime was having a little laugh to myself in the kitchen and not feeling at all guilty, but DH thinks it was mean! I think he is a misery.

So, who's right?! :o:o

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MaisyMooCow · 13/04/2011 20:38

Brilliant. Your right of course ! :) I'd have done the very same thing!

QuoththeRaven · 13/04/2011 20:38

yanbu. treasure these moments, they'll catch on soon enough

fastedwina · 13/04/2011 20:41

i've done the most god awful fart in a shop, called DH over and walked away leaving him to take the blame. I'm sure we are doomed!

Bogeyface · 13/04/2011 20:45

Thank you, I feel vindicated :o

He would be appalled if he knew what me and my sister are like when we are out. She once just said to me "Leg it" really quietly when we were in a v posh clothes shop once. I did, not having a clue what was going on and desperately hoping she hadnt gone mad and pinched something :o , only to hear "OMG that is DISGUSTING" said by someone behind us. I am not sure we got away with it as were both outside doubled over in hysterics :o

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MikeOxstiff · 13/04/2011 20:48

I do that all the time

YouaretooniceNOT · 13/04/2011 20:59

YANBU! - LOL!

Do it again tomorrow...

heliumballoons · 13/04/2011 21:18

ROFL

YADNBU

katykoo · 13/04/2011 21:20

LOL! I do it all the time too!! My favourite place used to be in Blockbusters, browsing the new releases, then spot something in the kids section and amble over there. I also blame the dog alot...

Great to hear I'm not alone, I have never told anyone about my 'dirty secret' before. Good old MN...

MrsKwazii · 13/04/2011 21:21

YADNBU. I used to do this after a heavy night-out when I worked in a shop

whomovedmychocolate · 15/04/2011 15:32

Blame your husband next time. After all, it is (I assume) his fault you are in this condition!

YankNCock · 15/04/2011 15:35

YANBU. I blame DS or the dog all the time.

garlicbutter · 15/04/2011 15:38

Hah, I was going to suggest getting a dog

KatieWatie · 15/04/2011 15:40

When I first met my DH we were in his living room with a large group of friends and I let a SBD go, it really was my most horrendous to date.

The dog got the blame and it took me 3 years to own up to it...

In shops I've often called DH over and then walked off and left him with one. Taking one for the team is what true love is all about, and I'm the giver...

grovel · 15/04/2011 15:45

But my farts smell of lavender.

imnobody · 15/04/2011 16:16

I do this too. As my youngest 2 are the self admiting farters of the family, noone questions the smell come from them...

Yesterday we were in the car and little pops her head to us and says "can you smell something?" With that a horrendous smell hit and i glared at DH as he is also part of their team...

And she giggled and said "I farted"

Poison gas it was... I nearly choked...

PoppyFleur · 15/04/2011 16:29

Haven't laughed so much all week

giff · 18/04/2011 15:46

In or house we still have the saying, "he who smelt it, dealt it", needless to say, I never smelt it.

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