Robert Kilroy Silk, John Hemming, Christopher Booker and the fat lesbian social worker...

[hester]

Anyone read the interview with Robert Kilroy Silk in today's Guardian? Apparently he's written a novel (only available via kindle) about a pair of evil lesbian social workers who seize a lovely couple's baby and hand it over to gay Islingtonians (who feed it champagne). The wronged father then murders the evil fat lesbian, who is impaled on a forest of dildos or something..

It sounds so delightful! And Robert tells us it is based on FACT, citing the impeccably evidence-based campaigning of our old friend John Hemming...

It really cheered up a boring train journey, I can tell you

[BetterThanChocolate]

Well I'm a lesbian and a social worker. Will avoid the dildo forest for a bit :)

[hester]

I'm a lesbian and an adopter (so partner in crime with evil baby-snatching social workers) and I tell you, you gotta be careful round those dildos...

[hester]

Ooh, BetterThanChocolate, maybe you're the evil lesbian social worker he meant? It is based on fact, after all...

[scottishmummy]

sounds about right.give the visionary a microphone
its about time someone blew the whistle

[BetterThanChocolate]

Hester, I just had a quick read of the article you mentioned and it sounds ridiculous,

Although if I'm the evil lesbian social worker then you have to be the champagne swigging islingtonian adopter and of course the entire plan was hatched on the boards of mumsnet

[scottishmummy]

john hemmings hes the conspiracy theorist isnt he?barking

[hester]

Now, THAT'S a plot

[hester]

Yes scottishmummy, it's rather entertaining that somebody cites him as a source of FACT.

[scottishmummy]

indeed kilroy is a fake bake permatan constantly indignant

[Lilka]

WHAT????!

How can we have been discovered so easily?!? Should have been more careful about what we said when we realised John Hemming was lurking here...

..as long as they don't realise feeding babies champagne isn't the limit of our gay depravity hester, we might manage to ride this one out (no dildo related pun intended)

[KristinaM]

What a shame i dont have a kindle, this sounds like essentail bedtime reading

[scottishmummy]

oh yes please it sound a hoot.love conspiracy theories. after all, local authorities thrive on snatching weans to give to bloated gays.and kilroy is must be applauded for this expose

[scottishmummy]

wasnt he leader of uk national party or summat til all fell out

[KristinaM]

Gee thanks bran

[Kewcumber]

Gosh that almost makes me wish I got the Guardian. Almost.

[hester]

Did you see JH in the papers today? With his girlfriend, his wife and Beauty the Cat?

Sometimes I feel like I'm a minor player in a very tired soap opera

[hester]

It was in Metro today. The wife is in court.

Beauty looked nice . Funnily enough, she has never come home...

[hester]

More coverage today. Apparently JH has had 26 girlfriends since getting married . JH: do you, um, come on here to pick up laydeez?

[Kewcumber]

I saw that today Hester (waiting around at hospital so reading any trash I could lay my hands on!).

Every thought that went through my mind is probably unsuited to a public forum...

[SallyDon]

Thanks for pointing me to the Guardian article. It was hysterical. RKS clearly knows bog all about adoption.