I will start, get the DCs wish lists ready to cross them off-
Elefun. Should be renamed Ele IMO.
Golden Coin Maker. Just don't.
Any more suggestions?
Ooh forgot Monopoly City.
givemeaclue
Thu 08-Nov-12 14:29:28
Buckaroo, a game that lasts 30 seconds
What's Kerplunk like these days I wonder? I remember Buckaroo being fab as was Operation give. Having had both of them 20 years later with the DC they are crap. Ditto Mousetrap and Rumble in the Jungle.
trice
Thu 08-Nov-12 14:31:43
Couldn't agree more about the Ele.
Can I put Hexbugs in? Pointless plastic tat.
gloomywinters2
Thu 08-Nov-12 14:32:27
moon sand worst thing i ever bought so messy and made our skin itch.
NoobytheWaspSlayer
Thu 08-Nov-12 14:33:41
Second the Ele-not-fun and Buckaroo. Would also like to add Hungry Hippos, (shit), moonsand (messy shit), and anything made by Vtech (noisy shit).
I have a personal loathing of any HotWheels massive hunks of plastic that warp and don't work after a week.
What are Hexbugs trice? We seem to have bypassed them with both DSs.
TheSmallPrint
Thu 08-Nov-12 14:34:14
Moon sand <shudder>
Monsumos
Redknickerswillstoptrains
Thu 08-Nov-12 14:36:25
Stupid,rubbish,swear making,rubbish,rubbish,rubbish Doggy Do game.
Did I say it was rubbish.
That monkey thing with Velcro arms that says stuff. Twenty five quid I paid for it two years ago and the kids were scared shitless (at 9, 11 and 16 <rolls eyes>)
Any Richard Hammond sciency sets - ditto bath bomb or crystal making kits - massively disappointing when one is expecting big fuck off explosions.
Any Wii or DS game that's been reduced to a fiver. There's a reason.
OMG Nooby you have reminded me of this pile of junk that took up the whole living room one Christmas. 
Fijit.
Just dont bother.
And i should imagine furbys are also a shower o shite
gloomywinters2
Thu 08-Nov-12 14:50:22
oh i forgot this baby doll that crawled by her self freaky shit that was got rid of it and this plastic hammer what my sister bought for dd she whacked me in the eye with it.
LadyBeagle
Thu 08-Nov-12 14:51:19
Years since I bought for small children but in my experience all the fancy hotwheels tracks and whirly bits were absolutely crap.
I have two furbys wrapped and ready on top of my wardrobe 
I know nothing about Furbys not they may be great? <hopeful>
Bunnygotwhacked
Thu 08-Nov-12 14:57:50
yy gold coin maker plastic shit
One coin Bunny. One coin. 
gloomywinters2
Thu 08-Nov-12 14:59:42
are the fubys thoose owl things what do they do
Hotwheels definitely. We had the one that sticks to the wall. Hour of faff to get it up and the kids only played with it for ten minutes at a time. The car goes down very fast when it does actually go down. The other 9 minutes and 55 seconds were spent lining everything up and replacing the bits that had fallen off and needed reattaching.
LadyBeagle
Thu 08-Nov-12 15:00:35
When ds goes to university next year I'm getting a furby to keep me company.
I am still fecking haunted by Furbies the first time round. NO WAY IN HELL.
RunOrRioja
Thu 08-Nov-12 15:01:44
Pig goes Pop is shit.
Pumpaloons are shit.
Buckaroo is shit.
Best game I ever bought dd (6) is What a performance. It's ace.
sorry, but love hotwheels, have great memories of ds and 2 friends building atrack that snaked down the stairs, and fired cars out fo the front door, was brilliant real kid stuff
so I add to the list nintendo, wii, playstation and x-box
I can't afford them , and if I could then I couldn't afford the games, and it they make my ds bad tempered and I hate them all 