OK - buffet issues? important guests? no ideas for Christmas dinner? you just want a recipe that hasn't been done to death? HONESTLY, TRUST ME, I HAVE THE ANSWER HERE....

[catinthehat2]

.. this is EXACTLY what you need to cook

I shall unashamedly bump in case anyone who needs it misses out.

[catinthehat2]

[WewishYouACherryChristmas]

OMG!

[nickytwotimes]

[KenDoddsDadsDogEatsTinsel]

Class!

[lifeinagoldfishbowl]

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You

Must put the ingredients on the shopping list

[TmiEdward]

Amazing!
I'm going to do that for Boxing Day tea.

[catinthehat2]

good ain't it

[ChippyMinTurnAgainWhittington]

But surely it needs to be cooked before serving? Those crowns must be flammable?

[FlightoftheCrimbleTree]

Oh my Good Lord

[catinthehat2]

For Chippy, the crispy version

[FlightoftheCrimbleTree]

Is that a camel?

[catinthehat2]

Not sure, looked like a plasticine car on rollers to me.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

mmmmmm. Is one of the sausages smoking?

[ethelina]

hahahahahahahahaha brilliant.

[catinthehat2]

THe one at the front?

Yes.

A truly enormous joint.

[AliBellandthe40jingles]

What is all the stuff in the bottom? Onions?

Bleugh it looks horrible!

[dearprudenceandtheivy]

What is that on the right?

And what is the 'straw' made out of?

[ChippyMinTurnAgainWhittington]

Thank you. I should hate to poison my guests.

[catinthehat2]

possibly sauerkraut, but I wouldn't swear to it in most courts of law.

[ChippyMinTurnAgainWhittington]

Reckon the 'straw' is sauerkraut?

[catinthehat2]

Ah

if you hang your mouse over the pic, there is commentary eg

"poor horse suffers broken neck"

[catinthehat2]

Yes, it's a camel it seems

look at the front leg and you can see the camel toe

[TheHouseofMirth]

That's fab. I'm tempted to do it with mini salami and Parma ham. Classy.

[tulpe]

Hideous :o

[lagrandissima]

That is hysterical. Thank you!