Don't get caught out the next time you're asked to think of a joke on the spot by your kids. Have a look through these top 25 jokes perfect for children under the age of 10 and build up a library of puns, non-sequiters and rhymes! 

  • What is brown and sticky? A stick! Lucycat
  • What do you give a sick pig? OINKment! Tomcat
  • What's black and white and goes round and round - a penguin in the washing machine. Portofino.
  • Why didn't the skeleton go to the disco?
    Because he had no body to go with. Misspopov
  • What is a pirate's favourite letter?
    Arrrrrrrrrr soupadoula
  • What do you call a deer with no eyes
    No idea!
  • What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
    Still no idea! Bouncingturtle
  • Why couldn't the car play football?
    Because he only had one boot. Thingamajig
  • What do you call a man with a boulder on his head?
  • Squashed. Cointreauversial
  • What's yellow and scary?
    Shark infested custard... Happypiglet
  • What does a policeman put on his toast?
    Traffic jam Bearandcub
    What do you call a smelly fairy? Stinkerbell Wewishyouamerrynamechange
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    Because he wasn't peeling very well! Franceshouseman
  • Q. What do you get if you cross and dinosaur and a firework?
  • A. Dinomite. Thewhingingdefective
  • What did the hat say to the scarf?
    You hang around and I'll go on ahead. Chasingsquirrels
    Where do cows go on a saturday night??
  • To the MOOOOOOOOvies MamaMaiasaura
  • Why wouldn't the crab share his sweets?
  • Because he was a little shellfish! Saffy202
  • How does an elephant ask for a bun?
  • [Put arm up to nose and make like you have a trunk...] Can I have a bun please? Ellbell
  • What did the policeman say to his tummy?
  • You're under a vest! Bluebellwood
  • What do you get on the beach with a witch, a sandwitch...' Starbear


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