Don't get caught out the next time you're asked to think of a joke on the spot by your kids. Have a look through these top 25 jokes perfect for children under the age of 10 and build up a library of puns, non-sequiters and rhymes!
- What is brown and sticky? A stick! Lucycat
- What do you give a sick pig? OINKment! Tomcat
- What's black and white and goes round and round - a penguin in the washing machine. Portofino.
- Why didn't the skeleton go to the disco?
Because he had no body to go with. Misspopov
- What is a pirate's favourite letter?
- What do you call a deer with no eyes
- What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
Still no idea! Bouncingturtle
- Why couldn't the car play football?
Because he only had one boot. Thingamajig
- What do you call a man with a boulder on his head?
- Squashed. Cointreauversial
- What's yellow and scary?
Shark infested custard... Happypiglet
- What does a policeman put on his toast?
Traffic jam Bearandcub
What do you call a smelly fairy? Stinkerbell Wewishyouamerrynamechange
- Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well! Franceshouseman
- Q. What do you get if you cross and dinosaur and a firework?
- A. Dinomite. Thewhingingdefective
- What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around and I'll go on ahead. Chasingsquirrels
Where do cows go on a saturday night??
- To the MOOOOOOOOvies MamaMaiasaura
- Why wouldn't the crab share his sweets?
- Because he was a little shellfish! Saffy202
- How does an elephant ask for a bun?
- [Put arm up to nose and make like you have a trunk...] Can I have a bun please? Ellbell
- What did the policeman say to his tummy?
- You're under a vest! Bluebellwood
- What do you get on the beach with a witch, a sandwitch...' Starbear
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