Things you'd never have said before you had kids
Ever hear yourself talking to your toddler and wonder how it came to this? You're not alone. Here Mumsnetters see the funny side of the things they never thought they'd say until they had children.
“Do you have any change for the tooth fairy?”
“My knickers aren't your mankini.”
“People can't become cars.”
“The fish doesn't eat sausages, but well done for thinking of him.”
“We DO NOT moon Granddad.”
“Oh lovely, here's a Harvester with a playground.”