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Doggie is going to win gold at the farting olympics
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Purplecatshopaholic · 20/05/2019 10:12
Jeezo, PurplecatDog is farting for Scotland let me tell you. Loudly and they are very smelly! He has not eaten anything he does not normally eat - to my knowledge. Wondering if he has nicked the cats food when I wasnt looking. He is always with me so I cant escape the smell, lol
Purplecatshopaholic · 20/05/2019 10:48
Oh God he is at is again! My cats normally sit with me as well as with PurplecatDog but none of them are coming near today, lol
Purplecatshopaholic · 20/05/2019 10:47
Lol Bitey, already been there this morning. I think the phrase 'loose stools' will suffice...
BiteyShark · 20/05/2019 10:32
I would be preparing myself for a poonarmi 
Purplecatshopaholic · 20/05/2019 10:31
Bitey, his are normally silent too - not sure what is going on today. At least as you say I am getting a warning, lol!
BiteyShark · 20/05/2019 10:24
At least you are forewarned. BiteyDog's are always silent and deadly
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