DH farted on my meal

[BeverlyGoldberg]

AIBU not to want to finish a meal that DH farted on?

Context: I had eaten maybe half my food, DH had finished the record time as usual - positions his arse next to my plate - with his arse touching the table - and farts.

He thinks I'm overreacting that I called him an animal and didn't eat the remainder of my food.

[ForensicFlossy]

That's disgusting

[Bananarama21]

Yeah this happened

[FinalPushh]

[HappyHamsters]

Really?

[Mouk]

Sure he did!

[TequilaNights]

😂😂

[Chickychoccyegg]

If he really did this, that is absolutely disgusting, I couldn't be with someone who thought this was acceptable

[NoSquirrels]

In the world in which this happened, you married him knowing he was an immature twat.

[BeverlyGoldberg]

I haven't made this up. I'm kind of heartened people think it's made up in a way because that means that I'm not overreacting. I'm seriously pissed off. He's since apologised but I'm not relenting.

[AngelontopoftheTree]

🤢🤮🤢🤮

[SleepingStandingUp]

His arse happened to be by your plate and an unexpected trump erupted - wouldn't eat but would forgive

His arse was deliberately placed adjacent to your plate and he forced one out - wouldn't eat and would consider whether he was abusive or just a dick

[coodawoodashooda]

@BeverlyGoldberg

I haven't made this up. I'm kind of heartened people think it's made up in a way because that means that I'm not overreacting. I'm seriously pissed off. He's since apologised but I'm not relenting.

That's mean behaviour disguised as 'banter'. I genuinely don't think I could get past that.

[QueenBeex]

I can't imagine anyone immature/spiteful enough as an adult to genuinely do that to anyone's meal 🤔

Now he has to buy you a takeaway / cook another meal of your choice then move out I suppose.

[Oysterbabe]

I had assumed troll but I see you've been around for years.
Yanbu, absolutely disgusting.

[Gwdihooooo]

Did he do it on purpose?

[Sixofseven]

LTB

[Luredbyapomegranate]

LBT

really

[username8888]

Does he realise even a 10 year old boy would be embarrassed by this?

[StreamingCervix]

Did he deliberately do it?

[PinkiOcelot]

That’s disgusting. I wouldn’t have been able to eat it either.

[Merlott]

What did I just read

[PetraBP]

My diagnosis:

Your DH has a mental age of 9.

[BeverlyGoldberg]

He's pissed off that I'm pissed off after he's apologised and now he's got the football on.

He had minor surgery (on a bone, not lifesaving) and I've taken a few days off work to look after him. I've waited on him hand and foot all day and now this.

What a fucking pig.

[Facecream]

I’d be piling the remaining part of the food down his pants

[Trollthenasty]

Coil one out on his pillow.