AIBU?
DH farted on my meal
BeverlyGoldberg · 01/12/2022 18:51
AIBU not to want to finish a meal that DH farted on?
Context: I had eaten maybe half my food, DH had finished the record time as usual - positions his arse next to my plate - with his arse touching the table - and farts.
He thinks I'm overreacting that I called him an animal and didn't eat the remainder of my food.
Chickychoccyegg · 01/12/2022 18:54
If he really did this, that is absolutely disgusting, I couldn't be with someone who thought this was acceptable
NoSquirrels · 01/12/2022 18:55
In the world in which this happened, you married him knowing he was an immature twat.
BeverlyGoldberg · 01/12/2022 18:55
I haven't made this up. I'm kind of heartened people think it's made up in a way because that means that I'm not overreacting. I'm seriously pissed off. He's since apologised but I'm not relenting.
SleepingStandingUp · 01/12/2022 18:56
His arse happened to be by your plate and an unexpected trump erupted - wouldn't eat but would forgive
His arse was deliberately placed adjacent to your plate and he forced one out - wouldn't eat and would consider whether he was abusive or just a dick
coodawoodashooda · 01/12/2022 18:56
BeverlyGoldberg · 01/12/2022 18:55
I haven't made this up. I'm kind of heartened people think it's made up in a way because that means that I'm not overreacting. I'm seriously pissed off. He's since apologised but I'm not relenting.
That's mean behaviour disguised as 'banter'. I genuinely don't think I could get past that.
QueenBeex · 01/12/2022 18:57
I can't imagine anyone immature/spiteful enough as an adult to genuinely do that to anyone's meal 🤔
Now he has to buy you a takeaway / cook another meal of your choice then move out I suppose.
Oysterbabe · 01/12/2022 18:58
I had assumed troll but I see you've been around for years.
Yanbu, absolutely disgusting.
username8888 · 01/12/2022 19:00
Does he realise even a 10 year old boy would be embarrassed by this?
PinkiOcelot · 01/12/2022 19:02
That’s disgusting. I wouldn’t have been able to eat it either.
BeverlyGoldberg · 01/12/2022 19:03
He's pissed off that I'm pissed off after he's apologised and now he's got the football on.
He had minor surgery (on a bone, not lifesaving) and I've taken a few days off work to look after him. I've waited on him hand and foot all day and now this.
What a fucking pig.
Facecream · 01/12/2022 19:03
I’d be piling the remaining part of the food down his pants
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