To wonder why this has come through the post for DH..?
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namechangedaily · 07/12/2021 14:43
Saw an opened perfumed shaped parcel on the side and curiosity got the better of me so thought I'd sneak and see if it was the Chanel perfume I'd be hinting about. Found this..
Would you assume it's a secret Santa?
Or I've just had a baby and he clearly isn't getting enough...
2WeeksTillChristmas · 07/12/2021 17:22
Serves you right for snooping 😂
BringMeTea · 07/12/2021 17:21
Yuk.
LaBellaTrix · 07/12/2021 17:20
Good God, if he works where I do and has picked my name out of the hat for Secret Santa, I shall shove it where the sun don't shine.
Nah, he's bought himself a synthetic vagina. Not as cringeworthy as a blow up doll but the same kind of thing.
Offmyfence · 07/12/2021 17:20
@mylovelydd
What on earth do you mean by this?
What's this man trying to ruin?
MrKlaw · 07/12/2021 17:19
@Bookworm20
I guess the difference for me is my vibrator does not look anything like a penis. Its blue for a start. I also think having a vibrator that looks like a penis is grim. And my DP knew I was getting it as we'd discussed it (is that weird?) and i've only ever used it together. To enhance erm things, iyswim.
So I think thats why I find it a bit.......... grim.
I mean its obviously for use just him when alone? Otherwise what would you be doing while he's pumping into that? Just feels a bit seedy.
different strokes for different folks. Quite literally.
You can get abstract vibrators or realistic looking ones. your preference is your preference.
Likewise you can get abstract or realistic whatever these things are called (they don't vibrate I think). Eg Tenga is quite abstract
Hankunamatata · 07/12/2021 17:15
Well at least he is taking care of business so to speak since you have had a baby
Bookworm20 · 07/12/2021 17:14
If its a secret santa gift, its really bad taste.
Unless its a total piss take because the bloke receiving it is single or something and complaining he gets no sex.
Either way, its a very poor choice for secret santa.
EmeraldShamrock · 07/12/2021 17:11
Who gets secret Santa delivered to their home?
The person purchasing the product for the recipient.
He could have ordered it as a gift.
mylovelydd · 07/12/2021 17:08
So many men on MN these days. Totally ruin it but I expect that's their goal.
Offmyfence · 07/12/2021 17:07
@RicherThanYew
Creepy as fuck? Why?
Is a vibratory as creepy as fuck?
Give over.
Tee20x · 07/12/2021 17:07
Who gets secret Santa delivered to their home?
I think it's obvious that he's ordered it online - probably doesn't want to pester you for sex given that you've just had a baby and wants to take care of it himself.
Nothing wrong with that given that most people masturbate or have some form of sex toy or another.
Starcup · 07/12/2021 17:07
At least he’s not having an affair
EmeraldShamrock · 07/12/2021 17:06
Deep-water fishermen away from home on long trips used to nail a cod's head to the mast...... 🤣
I hope the un-cool wife's protesting don't have a sex toy.
It's a cheap toy It's probably a secret Santa gift.
There are much better versions for personal use. 🤪
Bookworm20 · 07/12/2021 17:04
I don't know. My initial reaction is that I think its gross, but as others have pointed out, women have vibrators.
I guess the difference for me is my vibrator does not look anything like a penis. Its blue for a start. I also think having a vibrator that looks like a penis is grim. And my DP knew I was getting it as we'd discussed it (is that weird?) and i've only ever used it together. To enhance erm things, iyswim.
So I think thats why I find it a bit.......... grim.
I mean its obviously for use just him when alone? Otherwise what would you be doing while he's pumping into that? Just feels a bit seedy.
samyeagar · 07/12/2021 17:03
@Snoozer11
I don't think it is so much that some women have a problem with mens sexual urges in general so much as it is that they just want it on their terms.
Offmyfence · 07/12/2021 17:02
@Snoozer11
💯 %
Snoozer11 · 07/12/2021 17:00
It really is pathetic how so many women have a problem with men having totally natural sexual urges.
Offmyfence · 07/12/2021 16:55
@westofnormal
Except she didn't!
CovidMakesThingsHard · 07/12/2021 16:50
@Chasingaftermidnight
This
SoupDragon · 07/12/2021 16:47
I know! All these so cool wives/partners
Nothing to do with being "cool" and everything to do with not being a huge sexist hypocrite.
Rewis · 07/12/2021 16:47
Only on Mumsnet can your partner buy creepy as fuck sex "toys" and the OP is in the wrong. You lot are something else
Wait...do I need to throw away my vibrator cause its a creepy as fuck sex toy?
Rewis · 07/12/2021 16:44
I would assume he had bought himself a toy to help him masturbate. I'm not sure this is a massive mystery.
oakleaffy · 07/12/2021 16:44
Just ask him why he bought a novelty torch called 'Ella'..
and does he need any batteries for it../oh, and where is the bulb?
Offmyfence · 07/12/2021 16:44
Deep-water fishermen away from home on long trips used to nail a cod's head to the mast......
Offmyfence · 07/12/2021 16:43
@Rtmhwales
She didn't it was already opened.
Another one for just ask him!
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