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AIBU?

To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

691 replies

Clairaloulou · 18/02/2019 20:07

Mine is Frosties with cream.

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PutyourtoponTrevor · 18/02/2019 20:08

Bbq beef super noodles on Warburtons toastie bread with lashings of butter

prettypossums · 18/02/2019 20:09

Ice cream, Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches, with thickly sliced fresh white bread

ClaireUnderwoodforPresident · 18/02/2019 20:09

Primula cheese straight from the tube or on Frazzles crisps Grin

onemouseplace · 18/02/2019 20:10

A bolognese sandwich with loads of butter and grated cheese when I'm doing the kids' tea. It's dirty, unnecessary and totally delicious.

HalfBloodPrincess · 18/02/2019 20:10

Wotsits dipped in curry sauce.

(Disclaimer:27 weeks pregnant)

BlueMerchant · 18/02/2019 20:10

Use milkybars to scoop up and eat Nutella from the jar regularly.

TheQueef · 18/02/2019 20:11

Pot noodle with grated cheese and corned beef chunks Blush

longwayoff · 18/02/2019 20:12

M&S dirty fries. Chips with cheese, bacon and chilli and Iceland boneless American chicken. Not often tho.

formerbabe · 18/02/2019 20:12

Jar of peanut butter + jar of jam + spoon Blush

Or melt a bar of chocolate in the microwave, add cornflakes and eat with a spoon Blush

beela · 18/02/2019 20:13

Digestive biscuits with butter (and sometimes cheese as well).

JustHereForThePooStories · 18/02/2019 20:13

Sugar sandwich Blush

Two slices of very thick white sliced bread, about quarter of an inch of real butter on each slice, then about one teaspoon of white sugar mushed into the butter on each slice. Sandwich both slices together, and enjoy.

I’m not proud or thin

Aprilshowersarecomingsoon · 18/02/2019 20:14

Not now but as a dc I used to eat raw bacon rinds.
And jar fulls of Ovaltine - when it was granules not powder!

Frostyapples · 18/02/2019 20:14

Batchelors savoury rice mixed with super noodles served in a wrap - carbolicious msg heaven!

Ylvamoon · 18/02/2019 20:15

Chocolate & cheese and onion crisp together Grin!
(always has a thing for sweet & salty)

Vulpine · 18/02/2019 20:15

I honestly never eat anything in secret but I am happy to eat almost anything. No qualms.

SureTry · 18/02/2019 20:16

I used to sneak sugar sandwiches when I was a child 😋

formerbabe · 18/02/2019 20:17

When I'm making a Bolognese, I dip a slice of bread in the pan, let the sauce saturate it, lift it out, sprinkle in salt and eat

flitwit99 · 18/02/2019 20:18

Nutella straight from the jar with a teaspoon. It's not particularly dirty but I definitely do it in secret.

Kitsandkids · 18/02/2019 20:18

Large bar of Dairy Milk or Galaxy melted in the microwave. Eaten with a spoon.

Also, tinned pears with condensed milk is very sickly but very nice!

Elephantina · 18/02/2019 20:18

I have been known to eat coffee buttercream straight from the shop-bought pot. I'm hardcore but that even makes me feel sick pretty swiftly...

TSSDNCOP · 18/02/2019 20:18

I enjoy an Oxo cube.

Also raw sausage and bacon rashers.

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 18/02/2019 20:18

Cheap store brand onion rings (the snacks not the ones you deep fry and have with chips).

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formerbabe · 18/02/2019 20:19

I enjoy an Oxo cube

I nibble chicken stock cubes occasionally.

wishingforalotterywin · 18/02/2019 20:19

Cheese and onion crisp sandwiches

blackteasplease · 18/02/2019 20:19

Just butter and sugar mixed together. I haven't done that for a long time though.

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