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What character would you add to a children's programme to make it more interesting?

29 replies

Geekster1963 · 17/01/2019 21:16

I would have Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones and Topsy and Tim's Mum. That would sort them out and the Grandma no more 'huggles'.

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HawkeyeInConfusion · 17/01/2019 22:21

Add Mr MacGregor (from Peter Rabbit) to Bing.

Or is that being too mean?

Lampshadylady · 17/01/2019 22:27

Topsy and Tim, dad scene. I’m adding in Chucky

Geekster1963 · 17/01/2019 22:27

Sounds perfect Hawkeye Grin

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Geekster1963 · 17/01/2019 22:28

Lampshadelady Grin

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brizzledrizzle · 17/01/2019 22:50

The phantom raspberry blower from the two Ronnies

Lampshadylady · 17/01/2019 22:55

The phantom raspberry blower from the two Ronnies

Topsy’s mum would maintain a rictus grin and be ‘perfectly pleasant’ whilst Dad would be ‘a little bit craazzzy’ and do a Dad dance

Stickmanslittleleaf · 17/01/2019 22:58

Some kind of manager in Postman Pat.

Geekster1963 · 18/01/2019 11:10

Yes they need one stickman

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JudgeRulesNutterButter · 18/01/2019 11:14

David Brent in Postman Pat.
Captain Jack Sparrow would improve Swashbuckle a lot.
Hannibal Lecter in Justin’s fucking House.

GrandmaSharksDentures · 18/01/2019 11:21

Mrs Brown into Justin's House

knittedjest · 18/01/2019 11:40

Not a character as such but I saw a meme today about Steve Harvey as Lord Voldermort and I was like yes.

Geekster1963 · 18/01/2019 12:11

Love these Grin

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BayLeaves · 18/01/2019 19:10

Gordon Ramsey in My World Kitchen

iklboo · 18/01/2019 19:12

Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall in Peppa Pig

SarahAndQuack · 18/01/2019 19:45

This is genius.

I'll have the Job Centre Lady out of I, Daniel Blake in Biggleton, please.

Or maybe Christina Yang, to sort out fucking Dr Ranj.

Mumberjack · 18/01/2019 20:17

@JudgeRulesNutterButter Hannibal Lecter in Justin’s House would be AWESOME Grin

iklboo · 18/01/2019 20:26

OFSTED in Me Too at Granny Murray's gaff.

Yabbers · 18/01/2019 20:27

Gordon Ramsey in My World Kitchen

I don’t know My world kitchen but he’d be great in I can cook.

Captain Jack Sparrow would improve Swashbuckle a lot.
I love swashbuckle!

LoisWilkerson1 · 18/01/2019 20:30

Oliver Reed drunkenly punches Bing for being an irritating wee twat.

MrsMoastyToasty · 18/01/2019 20:33

Patsy and Edina in Pocket and Sweet in Balamory. Patsy thought they were going shopping for some Bolly.

SarahAndQuack · 18/01/2019 20:38

Abney and Teal live in a slum tent village and can't afford anything to eat except porridge. Their tiny island is obviously right in the middle of a thriving urban community, but they are totally isolated. I think fictional Mrs May got there first.

brizzledrizzle · 18/01/2019 20:39

Michael Gove in Teletubby land.

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VittysCardigan · 18/01/2019 20:45

The childcatcher would be great in Fireman Sam

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 19/01/2019 00:17

Papa Lazarou in In The Night Garden

Sleep peacefully, children!!!

thegreatbeyond · 19/01/2019 02:30

I'd send Laurence Llewelyn Bowen round to Baby Jake's windmill. He'd paint it lime green, with crushed velvet 'statement' sails.

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