11 incredibly daft job titles
Mumsnetters share the job titles that make them snigger
1. Business unit manager
"Everyone called me a BUM for short."
2. Relationship manager
"My dad’s role - he just worked in a bank looking after customer accounts."
3. Principal wind specialist
"I couldn’t keep a straight face around him... all I could think about were farts."
4. Reality architect
"My friend calls herself this - she’s some kind of life coach."
5. Human resources manager
"Reminds me of organ transplants, for some reason."
"I guess at £15 a cocktail they can call themselves whatever they like."
7. Substance abuse facilitator
"Sounds like a posh term for a drug dealer."
8. Global head of erections
"The father-in-law's old job. No, really."
9. Smart energy expert
"This is my job - know what I do? I install gas and electric meters."
10. Banana ripener
"My friend’s birth certificate listed this as her dad’s profession (an avocado ripener would probably be more useful)."
11. Hedgehog officer
"There was one on Radio 4 yesterday. How much of the day can you actually fill with hedgehog-related activity?"
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