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To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 27/03/2013 13:00

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

:(

ivanapoo · 28/03/2013 10:29

Hatching eggs - amazing cakespiration for next Easter

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 10:29

WHAT CHILD would want it's mother to drag them to have a LIVE headlice treatment on easter egg day? Which will then be televised to the edification of their school friends.

Come on Isabel. Use your loaf.

ivanapoo · 28/03/2013 10:28

I'm crying

Please punch the cake

I will donate £20 to charity, and will double the money if you link to a pic of the cake once punched

This is better than Comic Relief

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 10:28

I think the OP's there now with her phone.

LIVE UPDATES PEOPLE

Lemon drizzle cakes always look sad and sweaty don't they. Really unappealing cakes.

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 10:27

"you and your child will be able to spend the day looking around our studio filled with hatching animals- crocodiles, snakes, sharks etc!"

hahahahaaaaaaaaa

RaspberrySchnapps · 28/03/2013 10:26

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GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 10:26

DIES Grin

ZacharyQuack · 28/03/2013 10:25

Perhaps you could ice a dripping willy onto the sadarse lemon drizzle cake.

TobyLerone · 28/03/2013 10:23

I'd do it though. I wonder if I can get DD infected with head lice in time? It sounds awesome!

StealthPolarBear · 28/03/2013 10:21

So I'm a bit lost. Is it over op? Did your cake sell? Did hers?

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 28/03/2013 10:18

Isabel - you are supposed to ask permission to make appeals like this, and post in the relevant section, rather than spamming random threads.

StealthPolarBear · 28/03/2013 10:18
minouminou · 28/03/2013 10:17

We need a picture of this cake.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 28/03/2013 10:17

D'you know, Lucyellensmum - it might be even more satisfying to draw a dripping willy in your child's school book! And now I really, really want to find one of the dses' school books and do this. Or maybe ds1's next Law essay for university. [evilGrin]

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 28/03/2013 10:16

Honestly, I did want to put my fist into it. Sat there looking at sweaty and sad, like it knew of it's pending rejection.

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FrootLoops · 28/03/2013 10:14

Apologies because I'm not too far through the thread but really wanted to put in a request for a pretty apron that says spoony fucker on it.

Good luck today Marmalade.

Lucyellensmum95 · 28/03/2013 10:13

I have never drawn a dripping willy in a school book!

minouminou · 28/03/2013 10:10

Oh you will ignore your housework......

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 10:10

lolol at 'if you have to ask you will never know' Grin

I would say (as someone who aches to punch cakes) it is probably just for the sheer joy in seeing a cake with its head kicked in and then having to run away from a shop assistant who is coming over to shout at you.

Same thrill as drawing pictures of dripping willies in school text books.

MrsDeVere · 28/03/2013 10:09

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wetsand · 28/03/2013 10:08

Is it worth asking why OP used to punch the cake sponges in a plastic case as a student, or is it one of those if you have to ask you will never know things?

drjohnsonscat · 28/03/2013 10:08

Can we have "pin the obscene badge on the most annoying PTA mum" competition. I would take a stall at the summer fair if that was on offer.

minouminou · 28/03/2013 10:08

you have missed out bigtime, MDV. You will pee your pants with laughter.

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 10:06

MrsD read it it's very funny Grin

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