Reasons my child cried today
Be cheered by the knowledge that your child isn't the only irrational one...
"Because, 'I want my mummyyyyyy!'. I was cuddling her at the time."
"Because she was standing on her shadow."
"Because Coco Pops made his milk turn brown."
"Because he isn't a cat, hasn't got soft fur all over him and doesn't get stroked."
"Because her brother chased an imaginary ball that I'd thrown for her when she was pretending to be a dog."
"Because we wouldn't let him set off on a trip to the Amazon. He'd packed and everything."
"Because I wouldn't stop the rain."
"Because butterflies never get to see their own children."
"Because her pointy cheese (a cut-off wedge of Edam) wasn't pointy enough."
"Because he doesn't have a beard. He has just turned two."
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