How to speak toddler: 20 more handy terms

Enjoyed 42 words coined by creative toddlers? Here are more bonkers but charming toddler turns of phrase, carefully decoded by Mumsnetters

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1.  Boob glasses - bra

2. Ear beards - sideburns

3. Shrinkles - wrinkled hands and feet after getting wet

4. The cheeky pops - chicken pox

5. Foot fingers - toes




6. The speed road - the motorway

7. The orange dark - glow of the street lights in winter

8. Egg flowers - daisies 

9. Sunny trousers - shorts



10. Lick the lids - yoghurt

11. Floor eggs - stones

12. Music sunglasses - headphones

13. Bee sits = flowers



14. Too tasty - spicy

15. Your run bone is broken - having a stitch

16. The Snow Show - television static



17. Lots of yesterdays ago - ages ago

18. Rattlestones - hail

19. Take a smile - take a photograph

20. Hairy munters - scary monsters


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