How to speak Toddler: 42 handy terms

No idea what your children are on about? Please refer to our lexicon

 

1. The hello - telephone

2. Pastry powder - flour

3. Cheese it - taking a photo

4. Walker-helper - crutch

5. Cow biscuit - beefburger

6. Man spray - aftershave

7. Go-this-way Go-that-way - remote control

8. Cat garages - cat carriers


9. Newden - opposite to olden

10. Ladyfish - mermaids

11. Bird hair - feathers


12. Empty poos - farts

13. Pardon-mes - hiccups

14. Spanner for beans - tin opener

15. Bee polish - fly spray

16. The very back of outside - horizon

17. Lots of windows shed - greenhouse

18. Ghost broccoli - cauliflower

19. Orange yawn - sick

20. Bum paste - Sudocream

21. Helidoctors - air ambulance

22. Clock of wake up - alarm clock



23. Bracelet clock - watch

24. Chicken flakes - Kellogg's cornflakes

25. Doctor leaf - dock leaf

26. Chocolate hotdog - eclair

27. Fizzy arm - pins and needles

28. Sunday cake - Yorkshire pudding

29. Moon looker - telescope

30. Clip clops - high heels

31. Booby trap - bra


32. Leg elbow - knee

33. Bounceline - trampoline

34. Snow trees - blossom

35. Edges - crusts

36. Happy cakes - birthday cakes


37. Shed shop - DIY store

38. Flat eggs - fried eggs

39. Egg cake - quiche

40. Eye bubble - glasses

41. Food tweezers - tongs

42. Man.Tool.Car - Wheeler Dealers TV show

 

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