9 reasons naming a baby is harder than you thought

Trying to decide on a suitable name for your heir? Bear these Mumsnetters' tips in mind.

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1. 'Unique' names are actually quite hard to come by

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"A friend chose 'Woody', thinking that would be unusual. He is one of three Woodys in his class."

2. If you do hit on a unique name, run it past someone who's not pregnant

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"I met six week old twin girls at soft-play once called Dolce and Gabbana."

3. Will it work on the monogrammed napkins?

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"Alex Samuel Benjamin Olivers sounds lovely, but spells out ASBO."


4. Lovely first name + your surname can = disaster

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"We seriously tried to convince my friend to call her son Max. His surname is Power."

5. Save your <cough> creative names for the middle

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"A friend is considering calling her son John Danger Smith, so that he can utter the immortal words 'Danger is my middle name'."

6. Say it aloud. Then say it aloud again.

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"I wanted Phoebe, but it's not good with our monosyllabic surname that starts with a 'Bee' sound. Poor child would have ended up with a stutter."

7. Will they have to spell it out - Every. Single. Time? 

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"My favourites are Aofie, Saoirse, Caoimhe and Aoibheann, but no-one is able to pronounce/spell them!"

8. 'Unusual' spelling? Think once, think twice, think 'Actually, no'.

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"I have met a Danyal, Daniol, Naiphthan, Caytie and an Alivia. Why do people consign their children to a life time of 'No, that's Daniel spelt...'?"

9. If, after all this you still love it, then to hell with other people...

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"My friend has just had a daughter. She has chosen Alice Elizabeth, (IMO) a timeless classic name. Her mother's comment: 'Oh. Playing it safe are you? Well I suppose someone has to use the boring names so the braver people can use the nicer ones.'"

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