13 ways things change when you have kids
Truly, parenting is a journey of discovery. Mumsnetters share
the changes - good, and bad - that took them by surprise
You'll never travel light again
"I used to pack a bag full of beauty products, books and nice things. Now people gawp as my husband and I turn up with three children, five suitcases, five carry-ons, three car seats and a buggy at the airport."
You'll discover handy new skills
"How to give 'the look'."
... and hidden talents
"I have a talent for being more silly than I realised I could be."
You'll make new friends
"Since having my son my social life has exploded and it's brilliant. I feel part of a community and it's wonderful."
A sizeable chunk of your brain will be filled with rubbish
"There was a stage of my son's life when I could tell you every publicly accessible toilet in each and every town we went to."
Time will become a flexible concept
"I used to think sleeping in until 10 was a lie-in. Now a lie-in is 7am."
"I didn't understand how hard it would be to get dressed and actually get
out of the house just for a pint of milk!"
You'll be pretty exhausted, pretty much all the time
"I hadn't anticipated never being off duty."
"I appreciate silence so much more now."
But you'll appreciate the little things even more
"Christmas has become magical again."
You'll feel the fear and do it anyway
"Since having my two girls I can deal with any bug - I no longer scream and hide out in a room."
"I have lost my dislike of blood, dirt, vomit and faeces - now I can clear up everything with an efficiency that even impresses my mother."
What you mean by 'dirty talk' will shift a bit
"I never expected to talk about poo so much!"
You'll be sensitive to ALL the feels
"I cry at bloody everything now. I used to be a calm and controlled person, but now every single vaguely emotional thing makes my throat tighten."
"How you can cry because you love someone so much."
And you'll learn not to sweat the small stuff (kinda)
"It's OK if there's pots on the side and washing to be done. It will get done at some point and if it doesn't happen right now, that's OK."
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