Pregnancy App Article: "To maternity (leave) and beyond"

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Maternity and beyond
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Best laid plans
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Did I say that?... If you’ve still got your rose-tinted specs on about how life with a baby is going to be, it might be time to give them a thorough polish.

Mumsnetters share the funniest plans they made, pre-children, for life after B-Day.
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A friend's husband said to her while she was pregnant with her first: 'Brilliant, what are you going to study while you're on mat leave? You could get a new qualification!'
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'I can't wait until they are born so that I can get some decent sleep'...said my best friend whilst heavily pregnant with twins and suffering with backache.
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When pregnant with my first child: 'My baby won't have a dummy, people only use them to shut their babies up.' When my second child was born: 'FFS someone get me some bloody dummies!!!'
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