Pregnancy App Article: "Need a laugh?"

Week 29
Edit
Title
Need a laugh?
Required. The title of the article
Sub Title
Kids say the funniest things
A very short sub heading, six-seven words.
Standfirst
A short summary, a sentence or two. May be left blank.
Lead Image
Required. An illustrative image for the article. Recommended size is 1242 x 1700. Insert the image directly - do not include any other text or HTML.
Thumbnail Image
CURRENTLY NOT USED. A thumbnail image for the article. Minimum recommended size is 200px by 125px and the recommended aspect ratio is 1.6 width to 1 height. Insert the image directly - do not include any other text or HTML. May be left blank.
Body 1
Out of the mouths of (bigger) babes. Mumsnetters share some of the funny comments older children have passed on their impending arrivals...
Required. Do not embed images in the body
Quotes
Each quote consists of the quote itself, plus the author. After the first one the rest are optional
Quote 1
My daughter (age three) looking at me closely after a shower: 'I think the baby might have moved into your bottom, Mummy'.
Author 1
Quote 2
My nephew, aged five: 'Do your eggs know that you're not married?'
Quote 2 - Author
Quote 3
I got asked today, 'Is the baby going to be a goodie or a baddie?'
Quote 3 - Author
Quote 4
When I was very pregnant with my daughter, I was wearing a hoodie with a pocket that went across the front of it. A little boy came up to me outside my son’s nursery and asked why I was keeping his football in my pocket!
Quote 4 - Author
Quote 5
I got a new sling for my birthday and it came in a pretty box with a picture of a sleeping newborn in the sling. My son exclaimed in round-eyed awe 'It's the baby!'. He was most disappointed to find a length of fabric in the box instead. If only it was that simple…
Quote 5 - Author
Body 2
May be left blank, if body is long and there is a natural break to have quotes appear use this secondary body. Do not embed images in the body
Talk Link
pregnancy
A talk URL related to this article. This should just be the URL; not a link.
Talk Link Text
Any funny stories to share?
The text for the link to a talk thread. This should just be the text of the link; not a URL which should instead be entered above.
CTA
This is used to encourage users to capture something in their journal. For example, "Take a picture!"
API Link