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"as a man.." "I am a male and..." "speaking as a bloke..."

(151 Posts)
AnyFucker Tue 20-Aug-13 23:47:44

Oh do fuck off.

That is all

SunshineBossaNova Tue 20-Aug-13 23:55:00

Hell yeah.

Paninfinitum Wed 21-Aug-13 00:02:21


AnyFucker Wed 21-Aug-13 00:03:13

Yes, Pan, I know you are a bloke.

Paninfinitum Wed 21-Aug-13 00:07:55


BlameItOnTheBogey Wed 21-Aug-13 00:11:21

I asked DH and he says you are being mean for writing this post. <ironic smile>

BOF Wed 21-Aug-13 00:14:04

Bore off. I don't want to be told to give extra attention to someone for their dick, unless I see it and deem it worthy.

BOF Wed 21-Aug-13 00:14:36

<waits for inundation of PMs> grin

AnyFucker Wed 21-Aug-13 00:14:55

did he give that opinion "as a man" Boges ? hmm

Pan, I shall chuck you down that well in a minute.

AnyFucker Wed 21-Aug-13 00:16:04

BOF, you and your cocks. May they forever keep you entertained wink

BOF Wed 21-Aug-13 00:16:34

I'm a simple soul smile

AnyFucker Wed 21-Aug-13 00:19:32

speaking as a woman cocks are mildly entertaining, are they not

especially when they start mansplaining and putting the wimminz right grin

NumTumDeDum Wed 21-Aug-13 00:20:29

Arf. Not a fred about a fred AF? Or a man named Fred. Who is male. And may or may not be a marzipan encrusted spider?

RoastedCouchPotatoes Wed 21-Aug-13 00:21:04

I don't mind them saying it (as sometimes mentioning their gender can be useful) its just usually some twattish thing is said right after it.

AnyFucker Wed 21-Aug-13 00:21:14

all that and more, NumTum grin

AnyFucker Wed 21-Aug-13 00:22:27

indeed, roasted

in my vast experience of men talking out of their arses, a pronouncement that starts "as a man..." almost invariably is followed by utter bollocks

NumTumDeDum Wed 21-Aug-13 00:25:14

I hate marzipan. To Room 101 with it. And Fred. Take him too.

AnyFucker Wed 21-Aug-13 00:30:48

I don't mind a smidge of marzipan, attached to some wedding cake. And I knew a nice Fred once. I don't like them FredBet shops though.

RoastedCouchPotatoes Wed 21-Aug-13 00:31:22

I like marzipan. And DH is a Fred sad

flummoxedlummox Wed 21-Aug-13 00:43:06

I like marzipan, don't get me started on icing work of the devil

YoniBottsBumgina Wed 21-Aug-13 00:43:25

Vvvvvv occasionally it can be helpful since this is a female dominated site.

However, most of the time it isn't relevant. The times when it is relevant it's sometimes obvious from the content. And the rest of the time it's one of those men from mars who believes that women hail from the mystical fairy princess land of venus.

No. You're just a person, with an opinion. You may share that opinion with some people from your own gender, and some people from the opposite gender. Or maybe you're just a bit of a fruitloop who nobody agrees with at all. Either way, it's nice to have your opinion, but we don't (usually) need it pointed out that you're hairy on your dangly parts. Thanks all the same.

AnyFucker Wed 21-Aug-13 00:46:18

it's ok sometimes to add a footnote "btw, I am a man just for clarity"

that is much less "hear me and shush yourselves, women!"

YoniBottsBumgina Wed 21-Aug-13 00:51:06

blush I don't know where that came from.

YY a footnote is less intrusive and announcer-y.

AnyFucker Wed 21-Aug-13 00:52:53

where what came from Yoni ?

the hairy dangly bit ? grin

the bloody things appear from nowhere sometimes...

YoniBottsBumgina Wed 21-Aug-13 00:54:27

grin Well I figured women's dangly bits don't tend to have quite the same forest like growth...

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