All the bad things JKR has done. A history.

[WandaWomblesaurus73]

I think this is a good time to go over all the bad things JKR has done (as started on the did he or didn't he Jon Stewart thread)

Earlier, I went into the bathroom and I noticed JK Rowling had moved the cat litter tray so I stood in a little bit of cat poop.

[AvocadoAndToast]

When I was a teenager she made me stay up late reading her books as they were released.
My teenage tiredness is HER fault! The terrible woman.

[HerRoyalNotness]

JK Rowling has been into my home and spread toys all over the living room. She also gave up half way through putting away the Christmas decorations. And she DIDN’T even vacuum.

[FortunaMajor]

It was JK Rowling who told your Mum Mr Frosty was rubbish and that's why you didn't get one for Christmas.

[Deadringer]

She made me cry when Dobby died. Wagon.

[WandaWomblesaurus73]

@FortunaMajor

It was JK Rowling who told your Mum Mr Frosty was rubbish and that's why you didn't get one for Christmas.

FFS!

I always wanted one of those and the little penguin filled with cordial and the red shovel and JKR was the one who took the opportunity away from me????!!!!! I KNEW IT!

[bishophaha]

Everyone that doesn't indicate to come off the roundabout at the exit before you is JKR.

[ISpyCobraKai]

JK Rowling made my cat puke on the carpet, and then me not notice as it was dark and stand in it.

[picklemewalnuts]

@Deadringer

She made me cry when Dobby died. Wagon.

Undeniably true. Cow.

[MichelleScarn]

She made it rain again today! You know how much power she has!!

[CiaoForDiNiaoSaur]

She ate the last slice of chocolate cake

[Bussinbussin]

JKR sprayed Lynx Africa in the bathroom and now my eyes are watering.

[OhDear2200]

You know those plastic packets that are really hard to get into. They usually (ironically) contain scissors.

She designed them.

[WandaWomblesaurus73]

@CiaoForDiNiaoSaur

She ate the last slice of chocolate cake

She usually does.

[Mrsfrumble]

She’s filled my house with Hogwarts-related tat. Thanks to her malign influence, DD spends every penny she gets her grubby little paws on on HP merchandise. I’ve just fished a plastic light-up wand from behind the sofa cushions I’m sitting on.

Dreadful woman.

[puckingfixies]

She made me eat all the Christmas chocolate and then put a spell on my wardrobe, my clothes are shrinking.

[SusannaQueen]

It was JK Rowling who told your Mum Mr Frosty was rubbish and that's why you didn't get one for Christmas.

She's always truthful😅,

[CatNamedEaster]

I think she might have killed one of my peace lilies.

I am also convinced she told my parents that all my school shoes had to come from Start-rite when I wanted to kitten heel courts from Dolcis.

[ISpyCobraKai]

@FortunaMajor

It was JK Rowling who told your Mum Mr Frosty was rubbish and that's why you didn't get one for Christmas.

She did the same with a Big yellow teapot I bet.
I always wanted one of those and never got one.

[Aroundtheworldin80moves]

I blame her for the massive scrum at Kings Cross.

[OakleyStreetisnotinChelsea]

She truly is the direct cause of my problem. My youngest child saw a plush niffler in a shop and walked around the shop cuddling it. This led to father Christmas purchasing the niffler and putting it in the child's stocking. The child was so delighted that he used a mahoosive cardboard box to make a house for Niffy Niffleton and filled it with shiny things. The Cat then decided that this nice house lined with a fluffy dressing gown was a glorious place to sleep. So I now have a massive box in my kitchen that I am not allowed to move because the child will sulk and the cat will probably kill me in my sleep. And it is all JKRs fault for being a massive Terfy dinosaur.

[Ohpulltheotherone]

Who shot JR?

JKR did

[littlbrowndog]

She made me stand on the mouse guts in my bare foot. That woman is a menance

[TInkyWlnky]

I really fancied a biscuit tonight, but when I went to the cupboard I realized JK had got there first and eaten the lot.

Also she left crumbs everywhere to taunt me.

[Wakeywakeysleepyhead]

Devious cow made my OH spend hours and hours reading all the HP books to our DSs when he could have been down the pub and they could have been putting themselves to bed.

[bitingcat]

I am reliably informed that JKR actually started the Covid pandemic!