FGS Fitbit

(12 Posts)
SkeeterP Wed 10-Feb-21 07:56:11

My breathing rate is now affected by my gender.

They’ll be getting an email this morning.

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ErrolTheDragon Wed 10-Feb-21 08:28:06

You mean you don't do little feminine breaths even whilst asleep?

prisencolinensinainciusol2 Wed 10-Feb-21 08:35:05

😂

highame Wed 10-Feb-21 08:38:13

That's an e-mail from me too Op

despairenting Wed 10-Feb-21 08:42:03

I was going to comment that their period/symptoms/pregnancy tracker on the app is still called Female Health, but nope, it's now Menstrual Health and must have been changed recently. I mean, menstrual health is accurate and reasonable so I'm not getting to get mad at that use of language, but it means that someone got to them.

SkeeterP Wed 10-Feb-21 09:00:23

ErrolTheDragon

You mean you don't do little feminine breaths even whilst asleep?

I’m going to use that as an example of how stupid it is star

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3rdNamechange Wed 10-Feb-21 09:16:28

Let us know what BS excuse they reply with.

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ItsAllGoingToBeFine Wed 10-Feb-21 09:21:16

Google bought them recently (ish). This may or may not be related.

PeterPandemic Wed 10-Feb-21 09:29:36

ErrolTheDragon

You mean you don't do little feminine breaths even whilst asleep?

Obviously when one is weighted down by one's feminine breasts doing breasty things all night, one can only do little feminine breaths. Clearly.

Babdoc Wed 10-Feb-21 09:36:21

Tongue in cheek, but surely saying breathing rate is affected by sex could be open to ..um... misinterpretation?! grin

despairenting Wed 10-Feb-21 09:41:15

@Babdoc

Hehehe

Both interpretations are correct though!

prisencolinensinainciusol2 Wed 10-Feb-21 11:21:40

Babdoc 😂

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