Vulva people

[hm246]

Apologies if this had already been discussed as the tweet is from 25th October but I couldn’t see a thread already. ‘Vulva people’!! WTF

[hm246]

twitter.com/exploresextalk/status/1320156260377919491?s=21

[SuperLoudPoppingAction]

Like Pan's People maybe but with tighter lycra shorts?

[alexdgr8]

mine's a saab; bit old, but more style.

[StrictlyAFemaleFemale]

Theres a feminist rock band waiting to happen there.

[CaraDuneRedux]

Very reliable but a bit boxy.

Seriously though (and channeling my inner Magdalen) FUCK OFF YOU WANKERS!

[neverenoughchelseaboots]

I thought vulva people were those who disliked the external genitals referred to as vagina.

[Malvarrosa]

I want to live like vulva people
I want to do whatever vulva people do
I want to sleep with vulva people
I want to sleep with vulva people like you....

[ErrolTheDragon]

Hm, these people seem to want to encourage 'clear and direct communication'.
So I guess they'll be very happy if any of you who are on twitter communicate clearly with them.

twitter.com/ExploreSexTalk/status/1322041043156611072/photo/1

[ContessaDiPulpo]

@Malvarrosa

I want to live like vulva people
I want to do whatever vulva people do
I want to sleep with vulva people
I want to sleep with vulva people like you....

I love this, and you, forever

[RuffleCrow]

Have we really released a charity version of The Prodigy's Voodoo People?! Why wasn't I informed?!

[StillWeRise]

some very funny replies here and on the twitter thread

[pinpinbin]

Like Pan's People maybe but with tighter lycra shorts?

[MichelleofzeResistance]

Gosh whatever will the foreskin people think of next?

[OhHolyJesus]

I want to live like vulva people
I want to do whatever vulva people do
I want to sleep with vulva people
I want to sleep with vulva people like you....

Brilliant.

[NoSquirrels]

@Malvarrosa

I want to live like vulva people
I want to do whatever vulva people do
I want to sleep with vulva people
I want to sleep with vulva people like you....

[ErrolTheDragon]

@SuperLoudPoppingAction

Like Pan's People maybe but with tighter lycra shorts?

Oh... is this a euphemism for 'camel toe'?

[CountFosco]

@MichelleofzeResistance

Gosh whatever will the foreskin people think of next?

[JellyFishSquish]

Quite funny though "who are these vulva people of which you speak?"

[JellyFishSquish]

The reclusive Vulva peoples of the Great Northern Beyond...

[WitchFindersAreEverywhere]

I just wonder what would happen if I supported the warping of the language and referred to women as vulva-havers, bleeders or whatnot. And men as penis-havers.
Just replaced the word woman with something approved of by Pink News.

I’m a primary teacher. How many complaints do you think I’d have from parents in the first week?

[Flapjak]

Its funny isnt, in trying not to offend 0.3% of the popluation, they will happily be ogfensive to 51%. Also i would have thought that if you are a trans man with real dysphoria being referred to as a vulva person would be more triggering.

[Flapjak]

A new star trek character. the vulvoids closely related to the vulcans

[Harmarsuperstar]

I thought reducing people to their genitals was wrong?? I can't fucking keep up with all this bullshit

[Sweetmotherofallthatisholyabov]

Actually I'm gonna hold my hands up- I'm very ok with this. In fact if there's a campaign to officially change women to vulva people I'll be on board with it. Realistically it's waaaaaaaay too cool for men to ever actually be ok with though.

[ErrolTheDragon]

@Flapjak

Its funny isnt, in trying not to offend 0.3% of the popluation, they will happily be ogfensive to 51%. Also i would have thought that if you are a trans man with real dysphoria being referred to as a vulva person would be more triggering.

Well, quite. It's another example, along with 'menstruators', of being inclusively unkind.