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hm246 Tue 03-Nov-20 18:29:20

Apologies if this had already been discussed as the tweet is from 25th October but I couldn’t see a thread already. ‘Vulva people’!! WTF

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hm246 Tue 03-Nov-20 18:29:48

twitter.com/exploresextalk/status/1320156260377919491?s=21

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SuperLoudPoppingAction Tue 03-Nov-20 18:31:15

Like Pan's People maybe but with tighter lycra shorts?

alexdgr8 Tue 03-Nov-20 18:31:27

mine's a saab; bit old, but more style.

StrictlyAFemaleFemale Tue 03-Nov-20 18:35:25

Theres a feminist rock band waiting to happen there.

CaraDuneRedux Tue 03-Nov-20 18:35:57

Very reliable but a bit boxy.

Seriously though (and channeling my inner Magdalen) FUCK OFF YOU WANKERS!

neverenoughchelseaboots Tue 03-Nov-20 18:38:34

I thought vulva people were those who disliked the external genitals referred to as vagina.

Malvarrosa Tue 03-Nov-20 18:47:53

I want to live like vulva people
I want to do whatever vulva people do
I want to sleep with vulva people
I want to sleep with vulva people like you....

ErrolTheDragon Tue 03-Nov-20 18:48:46

Hm, these people seem to want to encourage 'clear and direct communication'.
So I guess they'll be very happy if any of you who are on twitter communicate clearly with them.

https://twitter.com/ExploreSexTalk/status/1322041043156611072/photo/1

ContessaDiPulpo Tue 03-Nov-20 18:50:17

Malvarrosa

I want to live like vulva people
I want to do whatever vulva people do
I want to sleep with vulva people
I want to sleep with vulva people like you....

I love this, and you, forever grin

RuffleCrow Tue 03-Nov-20 18:53:41

Have we really released a charity version of The Prodigy's Voodoo People?! Why wasn't I informed?!

StillWeRise Tue 03-Nov-20 18:54:06

some very funny replies here and on the twitter thread

pinpinbin Tue 03-Nov-20 18:56:05

Like Pan's People maybe but with tighter lycra shorts?

smilegrin

MichelleofzeResistance Tue 03-Nov-20 19:00:19

Gosh whatever will the foreskin people think of next?

OhHolyJesus Tue 03-Nov-20 19:02:12

*I want to live like vulva people
I want to do whatever vulva people do
I want to sleep with vulva people
I want to sleep with vulva people like you....*

Brilliant.

NoSquirrels Tue 03-Nov-20 19:03:43

Malvarrosa

I want to live like vulva people
I want to do whatever vulva people do
I want to sleep with vulva people
I want to sleep with vulva people like you....

gringringrin

ErrolTheDragon Tue 03-Nov-20 19:06:21

SuperLoudPoppingAction

Like Pan's People maybe but with tighter lycra shorts?


Oh... is this a euphemism for 'camel toe'?

CountFosco Tue 03-Nov-20 19:08:55

MichelleofzeResistance

Gosh whatever will the foreskin people think of next?

gringringrin

JellyFishSquish Tue 03-Nov-20 19:09:22

Quite funny though "who are these vulva people of which you speak?"

JellyFishSquish Tue 03-Nov-20 19:10:52

The reclusive Vulva peoples of the Great Northern Beyond...

WitchFindersAreEverywhere Tue 03-Nov-20 19:12:39

I just wonder what would happen if I supported the warping of the language and referred to women as vulva-havers, bleeders or whatnot. And men as penis-havers.
Just replaced the word woman with something approved of by Pink News.

I’m a primary teacher. How many complaints do you think I’d have from parents in the first week?

Flapjak Tue 03-Nov-20 19:13:14

Its funny isnt, in trying not to offend 0.3% of the popluation, they will happily be ogfensive to 51%. Also i would have thought that if you are a trans man with real dysphoria being referred to as a vulva person would be more triggering.

Flapjak Tue 03-Nov-20 19:14:18

A new star trek character. smile the vulvoids closely related to the vulcans

Harmarsuperstar Tue 03-Nov-20 19:15:31

I thought reducing people to their genitals was wrong?? I can't fucking keep up with all this bullshit confused

Sweetmotherofallthatisholyabov Tue 03-Nov-20 19:16:03

Actually I'm gonna hold my hands up- I'm very ok with this. In fact if there's a campaign to officially change women to vulva people I'll be on board with it. Realistically it's waaaaaaaay too cool for men to ever actually be ok with though.

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