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Facemasks on for a trip to the Bluestocking

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CaraDuneRedux · 20/10/2020 20:33

We haven't had a Bluestocking thread for fucking ages.

Anyone fancy a socially distanced, tables of no more than 6, Bluestocking?

The goat has been covid tested and the patriarchy busting canon polished up to remove all possible virus traces from its surface.

Remember, MN spans the globe, and it's always before the 10pm curfew somewhere.

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EvenSupposing · 20/10/2020 20:40

I invoked the Bluestocking so I think I'll have a Screaming Orgasm while I wait to see if Jane Garvey wants rescuing from Broadcasting House.

Spoiler - she doesn't.

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CaraDuneRedux · 20/10/2020 20:42

Mixes Screaming Orgasm for Even.

Mixes Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against A Wall for self.

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EvenSupposing · 20/10/2020 20:44

Hey there barkeep. You seen the Harrop video? Grin

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CaraDuneRedux · 20/10/2020 20:45

Gestures at the big screen in the corner, currently showing YouTube on a loop. Shoves beer towel Even's way.

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FeckTheMagicDragon · 20/10/2020 20:48

Would anyone mind pouring me a very large G&T please? My company based in the Deep South has just started to ask for our pronouns. I/me/mine did not go down very well ...

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EvenSupposing · 20/10/2020 20:50

A fine establishment you have here Wink

I am missing actually going to feminist events and seeing people and talking about all this in the pub afterwards.

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EvenSupposing · 20/10/2020 20:51

I/me/mine Grin

Fuck/right/off?

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drspouse · 20/10/2020 20:53

Oh hello! I have missed the pub!
Mine's a Harvey Wallbanger.

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FeckTheMagicDragon · 20/10/2020 20:55

Oh I haven’t had a Harvey Wallbanger since the 80s! Have a craving now.

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NeurotrashWarrior · 20/10/2020 20:58

Twats/R/Us

Pulls up at separate table 2.3 m away. Unfoggs glasses.

Large Sloe Motion please!

I think after today it's going to be a long night!

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FeckTheMagicDragon · 20/10/2020 21:00

Fuck/right/off would have not been accepted by the diversity rep who mildly chastised me in this org where sexism and racism is rife, and barely disguised with ‘woke’ tokens unfortunately. I could use my blunt Yorkshire woman identity as a shield and ask them if they need to re-do their cultural diversity training again Smile

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ErrolTheDragon · 20/10/2020 21:00

Hurray for the Bluestocking! I was thinking it should reopen when the news re GRA and schools guidance came out. Wine(virtual only... we don't keep much drink in but DH has reordered some lovely Malbec so that's what mine shall be)

I observed the first set of pronouns on a work email today, but I think she's an outlier.

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Whatwouldscullydo · 20/10/2020 21:00

Jug of purple rain please...

Do you have any kettle chips

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drspouse · 20/10/2020 21:01

@FeckTheMagicDragon

Oh I haven’t had a Harvey Wallbanger since the 80s! Have a craving now.

I used to be a fan of the band of that name too.
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ErrolTheDragon · 20/10/2020 21:01

Do you have any kettle chips

Silly question. What flavour(s)?Grin

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ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 20/10/2020 21:02

I will have to be the designated driver

Tonic with ice and lime.

Just/Fucking/Don’t

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Whatwouldscullydo · 20/10/2020 21:06

Salt and vinegar please

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CaraDuneRedux · 20/10/2020 21:18

It's on the house, Feck, on account of your fine choice of pronouns.

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FeckTheMagicDragon · 20/10/2020 21:37

Why thank you Cara, jolly civil of you 😊 I’m making lunch - tortilla chips with melted cheese &bacon with a side of mashed avocado - please help yourselves.

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Mammatino · 20/10/2020 21:42

Can I have a fiery witches tit please? It’s a gigantic slug of vodka...ice...a squeezed grapefruit a touch of lemon and some strained raspberries. Then a little crushed mint in your ice and a spell. Turn it to the sun and tell it your heart.

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NeurotrashWarrior · 20/10/2020 21:53

Oooh me too please!

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ChattyLion · 20/10/2020 21:58

I really fancy an Amaretto Sour.. but in honour of the occasion I think it should be a Naked Lady Grin
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InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 20/10/2020 22:04

I will have a Cosmopolitan....

Yes I know .....but I am not much of a drinker and it tastes like pop...

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CaraDuneRedux · 20/10/2020 22:05

Mumfle mumfle mumfle.

(I have my mouth full of tortilla chips and avocado).

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TinselAngel · 20/10/2020 22:06

Can I have a gin and gin please? My patience has been tested over the last few days.

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