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“Vulva owner“

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Kit19 · 25/08/2020 17:03

I’m just going to go & scream into a void somewhere

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RufustheSniggeringReindeer · 25/08/2020 17:05

What the fuck is wrong with people 😳

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PrawnofthePatriarchy · 25/08/2020 17:05

I suspect that void is going to become pretty crowded. JFC!

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iklboo · 25/08/2020 17:06

Vulva owner? Well, I suppose they are quite reliable cars, if a bit on the clunky side.

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Roswellconspiracy · 25/08/2020 17:07

Think that's the worst one yet...

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DialSquare · 25/08/2020 17:08

As per usual, the word Man is used with no problem.

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NearlyGranny · 25/08/2020 17:08

Insanity. How many gross and disturbong terms do we need for women now we aren't allowed to call ourselves women any more? Why are we being reduced to mere vehicles for our reproductive organs in 2020?

See what I did there? I always wanted to drive a Volvo but only ever got as close as a Saab...

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DialSquare · 25/08/2020 17:11

@DialSquare

As per usual, the word Man is used with no problem.

The word Men that should say
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EdgeOfACoin · 25/08/2020 17:18

I see the word 'partner' but not 'man' in 'men'?

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yourhairiswinterfire · 25/08/2020 17:27

'Look at me everyone, being all woke and 'inclusive', aren't I great, hyuck hyuck'.

What an absolute try-hard. Pathetically cringey.

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Aesopfable · 25/08/2020 17:35

Transphobic phrase - excludes anyone who doesn’t have a vulva - though their scrotum might identify as a vulva I suppose?

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Gottalife · 25/08/2020 17:36

Perhaps Tanya Koens wants to be inclusive of animals who are also vulva owners. Bestiallity anyone?

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Serenschintte · 25/08/2020 17:40

The advice in this article is so staggeringly bad.
Also very don’t remember purchasing my vulva. Can anyone remind me where I got it from? Vulvas r us possibly?

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DandyMandy · 25/08/2020 17:41

How very "progressive" of this lot. Absolutely disgusting. Males are always allowed to be called men, but god forbid calling a woman a woman. Sickening.

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FWRLurker · 25/08/2020 17:41

If she’s goes with “vulva owner” yet somehow fails to mention that the people “using sex workers” are coincidentally always “penis owners”.

Also a lot of really “Great“ stuff in there about how the men “using a sex worker“ is probably your fault, vulva owners.

A caution: it is not OK to unilaterally shut down your partner's sex life if you have not been feeling like sex

It’s perfectly OK to unilaterally decide not to have sex if one does not feel like it for any reason, anything else is assault surely?? Of course he’s welcome to leave if he doesn’t like it.

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RufustheSniggeringReindeer · 25/08/2020 17:43

If she’s goes with “vulva owner” yet somehow fails to mention that the people “using sex workers” are coincidentally always “penis owners”

Abso-fucking-lutely

I’m beginning to loathe the word people

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TorkTorkBam · 25/08/2020 17:50

Girl children have vulvas too. Maybe she wanted to include them too.

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Winesalot · 25/08/2020 17:52

Is this where we start tweeting, posting, writing that in fact 'vulva owners' is a very vague term?

As PPs have stated, other animals do indeed have vulvas and really in the context of this, it could refer to bestiality which would also be a chargeable offence. It really does change the context of this discussion.

And I hang my head that it was on old aunty. I despair for the ABC. I really do.

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nepeta · 25/08/2020 18:03

The erasure of the female body proceeds as intended. While the husband is still the husband and a man is still a man, the wife becomes a vulva owners.

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MoreListeningLessChatting · 25/08/2020 18:05

So if a vulva owner cannot have sex for a while it is perfectly acceptable to use sex workers then?

Oh dear. Please other vulva owners DO NOT approach this vulva owner for advice - she knows shit and gives shite advice

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borntobequiet · 25/08/2020 18:05

I too read Volvo owner. Nice and reliable as far as I can remember.

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borntobequiet · 25/08/2020 18:07

I’m almost more offended by the mistaken use of disinterested (in sex).

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DialSquare · 25/08/2020 18:08

@EdgeOfACoin

I see the word 'partner' but not 'man' in 'men'?

Men is in the link to her friends paper. See excerpt below.

"From her paper researching men who buy sex, she spoke to participants who said their primary relationship did not satisfy their sexual needs."
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DialSquare · 25/08/2020 18:10

I've got a Volvo coming for a 3 day test drive next week. What a different sentence that would be if Volvo was misread in the same way!

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LockdownLump · 25/08/2020 18:10

Oh ffs. Really!!!

Sick of this shit. We are being done over by other vulva owners.

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