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“Vulva owner“

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Kit19 Tue 25-Aug-20 17:03:02

I’m just going to go & scream into a void somewhere

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Kit19 Tue 25-Aug-20 17:03:13

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RufustheSniggeringReindeer Tue 25-Aug-20 17:05:38

What the fuck is wrong with people 😳

PrawnofthePatriarchy Tue 25-Aug-20 17:05:58

I suspect that void is going to become pretty crowded. JFC!

iklboo Tue 25-Aug-20 17:06:39

Vulva owner? Well, I suppose they are quite reliable cars, if a bit on the clunky side.

Roswellconspiracy Tue 25-Aug-20 17:07:56

Think that's the worst one yet...

DialSquare Tue 25-Aug-20 17:08:15

As per usual, the word Man is used with no problem.

NearlyGranny Tue 25-Aug-20 17:08:26

Insanity. How many gross and disturbong terms do we need for women now we aren't allowed to call ourselves women any more? Why are we being reduced to mere vehicles for our reproductive organs in 2020?

See what I did there? I always wanted to drive a Volvo but only ever got as close as a Saab...

DialSquare Tue 25-Aug-20 17:11:19


As per usual, the word Man is used with no problem.

The word Men that should say

EdgeOfACoin Tue 25-Aug-20 17:18:49

I see the word 'partner' but not 'man' in 'men'?

yourhairiswinterfire Tue 25-Aug-20 17:27:51

'Look at me everyone, being all woke and 'inclusive', aren't I great, hyuck hyuck'.

What an absolute try-hard. Pathetically cringey.

Aesopfable Tue 25-Aug-20 17:35:14

Transphobic phrase - excludes anyone who doesn’t have a vulva - though their scrotum might identify as a vulva I suppose?

Gottalife Tue 25-Aug-20 17:36:41

Perhaps Tanya Koens wants to be inclusive of animals who are also vulva owners. Bestiallity anyone?

Serenschintte Tue 25-Aug-20 17:40:40

The advice in this article is so staggeringly bad.
Also very don’t remember purchasing my vulva. Can anyone remind me where I got it from? Vulvas r us possibly?

DandyMandy Tue 25-Aug-20 17:41:10

How very "progressive" of this lot. Absolutely disgusting. Males are always allowed to be called men, but god forbid calling a woman a woman. Sickening.

FWRLurker Tue 25-Aug-20 17:41:25

If she’s goes with “vulva owner” yet somehow fails to mention that the people “using sex workers” are coincidentally always “penis owners”.

Also a lot of really “Great“ stuff in there about how the men “using a sex worker“ is probably your fault, vulva owners.

A caution: it is not OK to unilaterally shut down your partner's sex life if you have not been feeling like sex

It’s perfectly OK to unilaterally decide not to have sex if one does not feel like it for any reason, anything else is assault surely?? Of course he’s welcome to leave if he doesn’t like it.

RufustheSniggeringReindeer Tue 25-Aug-20 17:43:08

If she’s goes with “vulva owner” yet somehow fails to mention that the people “using sex workers” are coincidentally always “penis owners”


I’m beginning to loathe the word people

TorkTorkBam Tue 25-Aug-20 17:50:01

Girl children have vulvas too. Maybe she wanted to include them too.

Winesalot Tue 25-Aug-20 17:52:38

Is this where we start tweeting, posting, writing that in fact 'vulva owners' is a very vague term?

As PPs have stated, other animals do indeed have vulvas and really in the context of this, it could refer to bestiality which would also be a chargeable offence. It really does change the context of this discussion.

And I hang my head that it was on old aunty. I despair for the ABC. I really do.

nepeta Tue 25-Aug-20 18:03:19

The erasure of the female body proceeds as intended. While the husband is still the husband and a man is still a man, the wife becomes a vulva owners.

MoreListeningLessChatting Tue 25-Aug-20 18:05:30

So if a vulva owner cannot have sex for a while it is perfectly acceptable to use sex workers then?

Oh dear. Please other vulva owners DO NOT approach this vulva owner for advice - she knows shit and gives shite advice

borntobequiet Tue 25-Aug-20 18:05:58

I too read Volvo owner. Nice and reliable as far as I can remember.

borntobequiet Tue 25-Aug-20 18:07:58

I’m almost more offended by the mistaken use of disinterested (in sex).

DialSquare Tue 25-Aug-20 18:08:22


I see the word 'partner' but not 'man' in 'men'?

Men is in the link to her friends paper. See excerpt below.

"From her paper researching men who buy sex, she spoke to participants who said their primary relationship did not satisfy their sexual needs."

DialSquare Tue 25-Aug-20 18:10:23

I've got a Volvo coming for a 3 day test drive next week. What a different sentence that would be if Volvo was misread in the same way!

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