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Anyone watch the Ejaculators' football cup final yesterday?

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bellinisurge · 02/08/2020 11:36

It's not like they'd mind the term, is it?

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TransScandal · 02/08/2020 11:42

🤣 I watched it

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tiredanddangerous · 02/08/2020 11:43

And the winner of best thread title of the week goes toooooooo.........bellinisurge!

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DialSquare · 02/08/2020 11:44

Me too. Went to an FA cup garden party. Woke up with a headache! I love those ejaculators in red and white!

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RoBollox · 02/08/2020 11:52

Threw my head back in laughter at that thread title!

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BlackeyedSusan · 02/08/2020 11:58

No, we were on a day out but I did catch a few overs of the box wearers england ireland match.

box wearers: well if they didn't then they would no longer be testicle havers and would magically turn into women. allegedly.

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LongPauseNoReply · 02/08/2020 12:00

I’ve taken to calling DH my ejaculator. The ejaculator I live with, my life partner is an ejaculator. Some weird looks but it’ll catch on.

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bellinisurge · 02/08/2020 12:01

@tiredanddangerous , if only I could claim credit for it! It is excellent, though.

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DuDuDuLangaLangaBingBong · 02/08/2020 12:02

Nope, but the fireworks scared our dogs 😂

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Floisme · 02/08/2020 12:06

I quite like ejaculator footie. If only it had some proper investment....

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bellinisurge · 02/08/2020 12:24

My 50 years' lived experience as a Newcastle fan has taught me a lot about being a poor substitute for noisier versions of fandom. And what happens when I get ideas above my station.

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NeedToKnow101 · 02/08/2020 12:30

😂❤️😂

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BaronEssoStation · 02/08/2020 12:34

Could we call the menz boxing cock fighting?

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BaronEssoStation · 02/08/2020 12:34

I might've missed the point..

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Melroses · 02/08/2020 12:44

I prefer watching the rugby matches for individuals with prostates.

They have their own leagues doncha know Wink

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Skyliner001 · 02/08/2020 12:46

No, not really into football

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HellonHeels · 02/08/2020 12:47

Grin Grin Grin

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