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Songs for Individuals With A Cervix

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Dances Sat 01-Aug-20 09:47:35

Inspired by this Janice Turner thread, my song is "I'm Every Individual With A Cervix, It's All You Neeeeeeeed"

What's Your Song, oh Cervix Havers?

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Finfintytint Sat 01-Aug-20 09:49:54

No Cervix No Cry

AsTreesWalking Sat 01-Aug-20 09:51:39

Sometimes it's hard to have a cervix

Finfintytint Sat 01-Aug-20 09:51:55

Sorry that was meant to be Every individual with a....

BaronEssoStation Sat 01-Aug-20 09:52:26

No Cervix-haver, No Cry.

BaronEssoStation Sat 01-Aug-20 09:53:01


BobbinThreadbare123 Sat 01-Aug-20 09:53:07

American individual with a cervix, stay away from me-e
American individual with a cervix, mama let me be-e

Not sure about the mama bit now....

Dances Sat 01-Aug-20 09:55:06

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Individual With A Cervix

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AskDan Sat 01-Aug-20 09:55:35

Cervix in red
No cervix holder no cry
You make me feel like a natural cervix holder.

xxyzz Sat 01-Aug-20 09:56:20

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Individual With A Cervix. grin

AskDan Sat 01-Aug-20 09:56:22

I am way too slow

nobodysdaughter Sat 01-Aug-20 09:57:22

Man I feel like a cervix!

dementedma Sat 01-Aug-20 09:57:30

@Dances. That should become the anthem of women today

thehumanformerlyknownasfemale Sat 01-Aug-20 09:57:41

Man, I feel like a cervix haver.

NeedToKnow101 Sat 01-Aug-20 09:57:41

Individuals with cervixes just wanna have fun

xxyzz Sat 01-Aug-20 09:57:54

I'm every individual with a cervix.

BlueBrush Sat 01-Aug-20 09:58:44

'Cos I'm a
Individual with a cervix
I'll say it again

Dances Sat 01-Aug-20 10:00:33

"Individual With A Cervix" by John Lennon

No reason why there can't be retrospective renaming of songs as well as renaming of individuals with a cervix, in the Glorious Cultural TransRevolution

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thehumanformerlyknownasfemale Sat 01-Aug-20 10:04:10

You know when you say a word so many times that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore? I'm getting that with cervix now grin

highame Sat 01-Aug-20 10:12:02

Cervix's Just wanna have fuuun

MoreJammyDodgersPlease Sat 01-Aug-20 10:12:38

The Most Beautiful Individual With A Cervix In the World, by .... The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. He got his name back.

highame Sat 01-Aug-20 10:14:22

Sometimes It's hard to be a Cervix - Dolly Parton I think

but, in the interests of inclusivity

Stand By Your Penis

SerenityNowwwww Sat 01-Aug-20 10:15:27

Can I just throw poor old Fanny Craddock into the mix here?

morningtoncrescent62 Sat 01-Aug-20 10:16:53

I am Cervix, hear me roar

NeedToKnow101 Sat 01-Aug-20 10:17:49

This is a man's world, but it means nothing without a grown individual with a cervix or a young individual with a cervix.

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