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Shall we all self id as men?

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 21:57

If all the craziness continues, why don’t we all self ID as men? We don’t have to DO anything. We can dress how we want, be brave and beautiful, join the Masons (whoopee) and this would expose the madness for what it is...

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 21:58

We might even get a pay rise... 🤨

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Goawayquickly · 28/07/2020 22:00

I’m in, I’d get an inch off my hair for a tenner rather than £50.

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 22:07

Cheaper razors too...

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 22:08

Pockets in my clothes!!

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 22:08

We won’t turn invisible after 45!

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 22:09

Facial hair can stay where it grows!

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 22:11

Luck just kissed us hello!

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highame · 28/07/2020 22:11

and chest hair if we're lucky

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 22:13

Hair dye is cheaper

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 22:13

We can go shirtless on a hot day.

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ScrimpshawTheSecond · 28/07/2020 22:14

We can use the black Bic pens.

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 22:15

We can have crap hobbies!

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SmiledWithTheRisingSun · 28/07/2020 22:15

We can walk around with our hands shoved down our pants and piss all over the toilet seat. Oh and we won't be able to see dirt s

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SmiledWithTheRisingSun · 28/07/2020 22:16

... so won't have to clean it 🙌

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monkeyonthetable · 28/07/2020 22:18

So much more leg and groin room on crowded trains.

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 22:19

We won’t have to remember our mother’s birthday!

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monkeyonthetable · 28/07/2020 22:20

And no one will ever shout, 'Cheer up love, it might never happen' at us ever again.

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Muttonindistress · 28/07/2020 22:20

You know, in all seriousness, I'd be tempted if they bring in self I'd. It would serve the government right if loads of women did it. I'm quite stereotypically feminine, but I could just say I'm a man who likes wearing dresses and make-up, couldn't I? I don't know how my husband would feel about being in a same sex marriage though. 😄

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maidmorion · 28/07/2020 22:20

I want all these things, where do I sign?

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 22:21

No one will judge us if we miss Sports Day due to work commitments...

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 22:21

I AM being serious, Mutton.

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MegCleary · 28/07/2020 22:21

Sounds like a protest the French would do, might be a good one.

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Muttonindistress · 28/07/2020 22:22

My husband has just come downstairs wearing my pyjamas - so maybe he'll be okay with it.

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PamDenick · 28/07/2020 22:22

And look how good the French are at protesting...

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Timeforabiscuit · 28/07/2020 22:22

Could I also drone endlessly on about a subject I know fuck all about, especially if the person I'm talking to is a subject matter expert?

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