Blossom Brush: What The Actual Fuck or ... Good Idea?

[SocialConnection]

Blossom Brush. A pink (obviously) silicone brush thing for popping up your hoo hah and having a good old rummage to get out all that nasty period debris. A sort of chimney sweep for your lady garden.

First thought was WHAT - yet another thing coyly insinuating YOU ARE NOT CLEAN ENOUGH.

No similar willy scouring device possibly presented in pin stripes or camouflage green available for chaps, I see.

On the other had, no faffing about with 'menstruators' and 'uterus havers' though - here it's 'Women' 🤗 & 'Feminine hygiene' 🤔 - They dare to use the words for the sex that doesn't exist.

And I'm starting to wonder - could it actually be a good product? I'll never need one now, and Dr Jen Gunther's not impressed, but what do we think?!

www.blossombrush.com/

[AliceinBunnyland]

[ContentiousOne]

Dear God.
What a vile product.

[ErrolTheDragon]

From the USA , where 'douching' is a thing.

Not sure if they have Anne Summers though...

[risefromyourgrave]

I’m going for ‘What the actual fuck’.

[highame]

Don't put it in your toothbrush holder by mistake 😂

[EndoplasmicReticulum]

I am not clicking on that or I'll have adverts for it following me around the internet for ever.

[RenegadeMrs]

I mean, what?? The thought of brushing my vagina makes me shudder.

On a practice note; they recommend one $20 dollar brush per cycle! This is terrible for the environment and makes having a period ridiculously expensive. Its completely unnessceary.

[wibdib]

Yuk. Thinking that it has a much much higher chance of doing damage and introducing infection and problems than anything else.

[highame]

I would like to know what a blossom is?

[Pudmyboy]

NO! The vagina is a self-cleaning organ. Seriously, NO! You do not need to clean things out. If you think you may have a retained tampon for instance, contact your local GUM or 111.
However if you think this may give you a bit of pleasure, go for it.

[isabellerossignol]

That's a pretty depressing product I have to say.

[Chienloup]

Oh my word. In fact no, there are no words.

[Cabinfever10]

😱🤢

[ToriaPumpkin]

Fucking hell. I have recurring cervical erosion and using tampons gives me awful cramps, never mind the after effects of sex, the idea of putting that anywhere near my vagina makes me shudder.

[blubellsarebells]

When did vaginas stop being self cleaning?
I had 15 years of periods and never needed more than soap and water or a hot wet flannel.
Ive got an implant now that stopped my periods, im not sure if i will be able to get it replaced in time with the pandemic but i wont be using one of those up there either way.
Maybe for a neo vagina it might actually be quite useful.

[JackiesArmy]

Surely anyone who thinks vaginas are so dirty they need a special brush to clean them would have first thought of anus-cleaning brushes.

The fact that they haven't speaks volumes

[JackiesArmy]

not that I'm suggesting rectums need cleaning either. ffs, leave people's bodies alone!

[TheProdigalKittensReturn]

So basically a toilet brush for your vagina? Lovely associations there.

[littlbrowndog]

Cripes I thought it was a pastry egg brush thingie. Lol.

Why the fuck would you stick this up ur fanny 🤦‍♀️😝😝

[boatyardblues]

It looks just the right size & shape to get the spout of my gravy separator jug clean, but there’s no way I’d stick it up my chuff.

[SocialConnection]

Here's a cheaper alternative from Lakeland 😂

[boatyardblues]

Have we been suckered into some knock-down stealth marketing consultation? It’s a hard NO from me.

[boatyardblues]

@SocialConnection

Here's a cheaper alternative from Lakeland 😂

Isn’t that what old toothbrushes are for? Never felt the need to buy a grout brush either. 🤷‍♂️

[Queenest]

What new horror is this?

Who thinks of these things? I hope this thrush brush does not become a thing.

How depressing.

[Doyoumind]

Just no. I'm crossing my legs just looking at it