Blossom Brush. A pink (obviously) silicone brush thing for popping up your hoo hah and having a good old rummage to get out all that nasty period debris. A sort of chimney sweep for your lady garden.
First thought was WHAT - yet another thing coyly insinuating YOU ARE NOT CLEAN ENOUGH.
No similar willy scouring device possibly presented in pin stripes or camouflage green available for chaps, I see.
On the other had, no faffing about with 'menstruators' and 'uterus havers' though - here it's 'Women' 🤗 & 'Feminine hygiene' 🤔 - They dare to use the words for the sex that doesn't exist.
And I'm starting to wonder - could it actually be a good product? I'll never need one now, and Dr Jen Gunther's not impressed, but what do we think?!
I mean, what?? The thought of brushing my vagina makes me shudder.
On a practice note; they recommend one $20 dollar brush per cycle! This is terrible for the environment and makes having a period ridiculously expensive. Its completely unnessceary.
NO! The vagina is a self-cleaning organ. Seriously, NO! You do not need to clean things out. If you think you may have a retained tampon for instance, contact your local GUM or 111. However if you think this may give you a bit of pleasure, go for it.
Fucking hell. I have recurring cervical erosion and using tampons gives me awful cramps, never mind the after effects of sex, the idea of putting that anywhere near my vagina makes me shudder.
When did vaginas stop being self cleaning? I had 15 years of periods and never needed more than soap and water or a hot wet flannel. Ive got an implant now that stopped my periods, im not sure if i will be able to get it replaced in time with the pandemic but i wont be using one of those up there either way. Maybe for a neo vagina it might actually be quite useful.
