The Doctor, the Bodyshop, and the Coconut Body scrub

[MrsWooster]

Does anyone know anything about the good* doctor’s sly little suggestion about MN and the bodyshop protests...?
(*I use the phrase quite wrongly, of course)

[teawamutu]

Cockwombles gonna cockwomble.

[PurpleHoodie]

How old is he? Does anyone know?

[SerenityNowwwww]

Oh what wit! He really should be on the stage.

[CaraDune]

That's off the scale bonkers. I think lockdown is scrambling his brain.

Ade, baby (assuming you vanity search yourself, which I think is a pretty safe bet), we don't give a shiny shit about anyone buying coconut body scrub whether they identify as man, woman or womble.

We do care a great deal about a company using its corporate twitter account to troll a victim of domestic violence in a quite hideous and indefensible way.

Hope that helps.

[Chiochan]

Spouting made up shit and trying to pass it off as fact? hmmm

[tiredanddangerous]

Is he a actually a doctor? You’d think he’d be a bit more intelligent.

[SerenityNowwwww]

Not sure the 2 posts above aren’t related 😉

[SarahTancredi]

There is something seriously wrong with that man.

[AskDan]

I make a point not to post on any thread about the good doctor.

[TheProdigalKittensReturn]

There really is, Sarah, and he seems to be getting worse over time. Maybe he's never recovered from having his arse handed to him on telly by Posie Parker.

[Datun]

He does know that mumsnet is a public platform, doesn't he? That anyone can check it out?

What on earth is the point in referencing mumsnet, a public forum, easily checkable, in your comment, if your comment's not true?

It's 100% going to backfire.

[Ereshkigalangcleg]

Hi Adrian, I'm as TERFy as they come, and I have no problem whatsoever with anyone of either sex or any gender identity buying coconut based exfoliation aids anywhere. Hope that clarifies things!

[MrsWooster]

Erish are you excluding other forms of scrub??

[Enderthedragon]

Has he just made this up then? What a wally!

Stevenage doesn't have a Body Shop anyway

[blubellsarebells]

He is a desperate silly little twit.

[Ereshkigalangcleg]

are you excluding other forms of scrub??

sorry, I will do better and learn from this.

[TheProdigalKittensReturn]

Apricot kernal based scrubs are scrubs too!

[Ereshkigalangcleg]

Stevenage doesn't have a Body Shop anyway

I've just used their store locator and it looks like you're right

[PastMyBestBeforeDate]

Poor left out Stevenage.

[Xanthangum]

How old is he? Does anyone know?

I'd guess early thirties, based on starting his first degree in 2006?

[Enderthedragon]

I've just used their store locator and it looks like you're right

Yep, the Stevenage branch closed down a few years ago! An odd choice of place to make up really....

[LorenzoVonMatterhorn]

Cockwombles gonna cockwomble

[PurpleHoodie]

Hard paper round.

[MrsWooster]

@Ereshkigalangcleg

are you excluding other forms of scrub??

sorry, I will do better and learn from this.

I’m not angry, I’m sad.

[boatyardblues]

@Enderthedragon

Has he just made this up then? What a wally!

Stevenage doesn't have a Body Shop anyway

If the Body Shop keep this up, it won’t be the only town without one. Are they working towards the WH Smiths model, where their airport concessions keep the rest of the company in the black? Oh.... Not exactly a winning strategy just now.