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(35 Posts)My misogynistic abusive FIL sent this to our family group chat. All the lols😂 the last line is my favourite.
Hmmmm the 1st time someone has written something good for men also.....!
â“‚ Who is a MAN?
A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation.
He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents' face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves, just to see her smiling.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complaint.
He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for his entire lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife and boss.
His life ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.
If he goes out, he is careless.
If he stays at home, he is lazy.
If he scolds his children, he is a monster.
If he doesn't scold them, he is an irresponsible man.
If he stops his wife from working, then he is an insecure man.
If he doesn't stop his wife from working, then he is somebody who lives on his wife's earnings.
If he listens to mom, he is mama's boy.
If he listens to his wife, he is, his wife's slave.
If he does not play he is too serious, stern and stiff.
If he plays, he is a joker who never matures.
If he dresses well, he is extravagant and a possible womanizer. If he doesn't dress well, he is a loser who is not a gentleman.
If he helps his wife, he is taken for a fool. If he doesn't help his wife, he is cruel and wicked.
Respect every male in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.
Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realise a man's worth!
HAPPY MEN'S DAY!
Which never comes..ðŸ˜ðŸ˜©ðŸ˜°
My eyes have rolled so much, they've disattached!
You will never know what he has sacrificed for you
Yeah. Not like he shoved it down my throat as he accused me of not doing my share every time he got into a mood!
I hope you've replied with "oh god thanks we all needed a huge laugh!"
No, I’ve just ignored it. He likes to try and incite a reaction so he can then play the victim. It’s more satisfying ignoring him.
19th November he's a bit early... Can you send him a 
?
I’d love to send him a . I just ignore him though. Then he flounces off the group chat in the huff.
Tell him April Fool's day has passed...
You’re doing the right thing by ignoring it.
If he's a man rather than a little boy why does he have pocket money? Did his mum give it to him?
I think the point is that throughout his long sad pathetic life, he gives everything to the women. Those demanding harpies.
Pahahaha! 
cheers OP, I really needed a laugh!
ah, bless...
Why are you all laughing?
Don't you feel sorry for all men who put on a nice shirt and are then massively shamed for being "extravagant and a possible womanizer"?
Omg that is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
He sounds like a right wazzock
Have you told him it’s literally 19th November every year.....?
<rolls eyes>
But - it's an interesting insight into how he sees the world.
To be fair, although it's complete and utter tosh, it carefully mimics the tone of all the 'share to five wonderful women, because you're worth it' type posts that people happily share despite them also being garbage.
Just reply with this link en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men's_Day
and nothing else.
If I sent this to every man in my life I think they would feel more mocked than supported tbh, and wonder if the hidden message in my sending it was "men are shit at writing".
Didums.
Oh my late husband would have laughed his bollocks off at that, then he would have told your fil to wise the fuck up. But then, my husband didn’t spend his time staring at his belly buttons and looking for sympathy.
In the meantime I’m just going to laugh at how many women have looked at that and went 
Personally I think a cat is the most beautiful part of "God's creation", or possibly a tree in the autumn. Insisting that a human is, particularly a human much like yourself...bit egotistical, innit? Aren't Christians meant to value humility?
Humility is not in his vocabulary!
And yes absolutely an interesting insight. I can fully see him believing this shit.
Crikey.
Echoes of Kipling, innit?
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