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"innie vagina"

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IamThereforeIdontIdentify · 12/02/2019 09:11

I just came across this. Posted by a feminist friend as a prime example of douchebags out there. However, his vaginal specification was rather striking. Is this a new way of referring to women? Never heard of it before. Not sure I ever want to again. I pity any woman who sleeps with a man who compares vaginas to bellybuttons...

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ChariotsofFish · 12/02/2019 09:14

I bet he’s been flooded with offers.

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ItchySeveredFoot · 12/02/2019 09:18

I have a similar list for potential partners. It says "Not that guy". What a twat.

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ClaraMatilda · 12/02/2019 09:21

Surely every woman's vagina is on the inside?

Not only is he an arsehole, he's an arsehole who doesn't understand basic biology.

(Is it wrong that I'm slightly relieved that my first thought on seeing the thread title was wrong and that there aren't really individuals out there calling their penises 'outie vaginas' Wink )

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OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 12/02/2019 09:24

I also thought it was setting up an innie/outie binary (vaginas/penises) so to see some good old fashioned arseholery made me feel relieved too!

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Notevenmyrealname · 12/02/2019 09:26

What a catch

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AssassinatedBeauty · 12/02/2019 09:27

I have no idea what he means by that. I was distracted by his casual racism and his blatant misogyny, and his bizarrely specific list of requirements. A 4kg weight range?! Weirdo.

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Haworthia · 12/02/2019 09:27

Ohh, he means the porn ideal “no visible labia” doesn’t be?

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AncientLights · 12/02/2019 09:28

He doesn't want much then.

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ErrolTheDragon · 12/02/2019 09:28

Surely every woman's vagina is on the inside?

Maybe not in the case of a bad prolapse? but somehow I doubt that would have occurred to an incredibly crass, self-centred bloke touting for a 19-23yo.
Who the heck uses the term 'halfcast' in the 21st C? Urgh.

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NoraEphronsneck · 12/02/2019 09:30

I feel like it's been written by an ex-girlfriend to warn others of what a twat he is.

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Njordsgrrrl · 12/02/2019 09:30

He does, the fuckwit. I'd quite like to outsource mine tbh. Leave it at home while I go to work and get paid more, go for a run at night etc..

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ILoveCrunchyAutumnLeaves · 12/02/2019 09:30

I think this pic is an outie, what a grade A arsehole, I pity anyone who ends up with him Grin

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Iamnotacerealkiller · 12/02/2019 09:31

WTAF with this post?? The bizarre 'innie' comment is the least of it in my opinion. Hey mate, these are supposed to be 'innie' thoughts, you aren't supposed to say them out loud for the world to hear, there are other people there!

FFS 'bratty'! FFS 'something exotic'!!!!! FFS!!!

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WTFIsAGleepglorp · 12/02/2019 09:34

Is he looking for a woman and not a trans woman?

You know, those with 'outie' vaginas?

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silkpyjamasallday · 12/02/2019 09:35

Well with a list like that I think he is going to struggle to find anyone, let's be thankful he won't be propagating his genes.

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BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 12/02/2019 09:36

Ok, who’s moving to Canberra to be with this guy?

Seems like a great move

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OMGithurts · 12/02/2019 09:38

Yeah, he wants a sex doll.

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JaxintheBlue · 12/02/2019 09:39

Basically... he wants a doll.
‘Innie’ vagina I think maybe is the icing on the cake of something that seems saturated in every ism that exists .... I can’t believe the term ‘halfcaste’ is written too ... -shudders-

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QuintadiMalago · 12/02/2019 09:39

I'd definitely like to hit him up. My version of it though, with a shovel

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BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 12/02/2019 09:40

Isn’t it a relief to be able to call a misogynist a misogynist?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 12/02/2019 09:43

I think he thinks he's being witty, but he still can't spell. I think i find it strangely comforting that he can't spell halfcast.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 12/02/2019 09:45

The photo of the sandwich frightened the bejesus out of me until I put my glasses on.

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Whatsnewpussyhat · 12/02/2019 09:46

So he basically want a young, small, inexperienced women who he can intimidate, gaslight and control.

What a catch.

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AnotherBewilderedQuoll · 12/02/2019 09:51

Oh...Canberra. He's just got it all, hasn't he?

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terfsandwich · 12/02/2019 10:03

Ooh, I've got a prolapse. It was definitely outie the day after my last birth.

Such a shame that excludes me from his dating pool.

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